Welcome to the Pussification of America

What the hell is happening in America right now? Dr. Seuss, Pepe Le Pew, Peter Pan, fucking Dumbo? I don’t know how you grew up but I grew up in a small town where everyone knew your business whether you liked it or not. For 4 years I was the butt of every Limp Bizkit joke. Did that make me go home and cry to mommy and daddy and tell them to write to the media to get Limp Bizkit canceled? No, because that makes you a pussy. You deal with it and fire back insults in your own way.

What happened to the days where your uncle would tell you every inappropriate jokes and make you listen to Andrew Dice Clay at the age of 6? A lot of you parents now a days never had an Uncle Steve growing up that made you laugh and it shows.

These nerds that got stuffed into lockers are the ones getting things canceled now from Disney classics to Looney Toons to god damn American legends like Dr. Seuss. I honestly fear for my kids growing up or should I be the one scared? This generation is going to grow up and if someone hurts their feelings, boom you’ll be arrested. It is sickening how soft these kids are. Little Johnny strikes out in little league and is the worst player, is Karen going to get little league canceled? Little Johnny can’t make a free throw is Karen going to demand Johnny gets a free points? Little Johnny can’t tackle cause he’s a baby back bitch is Karen going to yell at the other team to fall down so Johnny can get a tackle?
The era of the cancel culture is here and I honestly don’t understand it. I just read on TMZ that in California they are going to make it a law that you can’t sell Boys or Girls clothes in department stores. Everything will be gender neutral. What the honest fuck is going on? If you want to go head and become a magician and make things appear and disappear then that is your choice but now because Tommy wants to be Tammy he/she will feel uncomfortable in the boys section? This world man I tell ya.

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