We are at defcon3

Our Boston Bruins started out hot, 1st place in the East Division with solid comeback wins, never quitting, but now the Quest for the Butthole Tattoo is in jeopardy. Our young defense is banged up, Brandon Carlo is out indefinitely and may not play again this season after that fucktard Tom Wilson’s bull shit hit. Kevan Miller has been sidelined since February 24th with a knee injury and just started skating. Hopefully he can get back, but not for a few weeks. Jeremy Lauzon is out with surgery to repair a fracture in his left hand. We can’t really pull anyone from Providence so this is a scary situation.

Now rumors coming out today that Tuukka is hurt. What in the fuck! He came off the ice last night holding his back. Is he hurt? Is his daughter sick again? Or is it because it’s going to be 70 this week and his wife scheduled the pool boy over for a “Cleaning”. What ever it is we need Tuukka in net. This bet with the Queen started last June when he stated on the show that the Bruins could never win a Cup with Tuukka in net. Since then injuries have plagued this team. Do Rich and I need to go in to the Bruins locker room and give a Herb Brooks speech? Let this Bruins team know what they are really playing for? We will bring a picture of Bill in with us and show them the cocky cunt that is betting against them. If you cant get up for inflicting pain into a best friends anus then what’s the god damn point?

We need this Cup so bad it would be the sweetest victory I would ever be apart of. Knowing Bill would have to do something he doesn’t want to do is sweet enough. But getting a butt hole tattoo just to see the embarrassment that will last him a life time is something I can only dream about.