Pros, Cons, and Observations: Week 4 Patriots vs 49ers
Editor’s note: This game had not one single Pro outside of the kicking game. But, there are glimmers of hope on the margins of suck. Also, for the record we are pro lesbian. Especially if they are QBing against the Patriots.
PROS / CONS / OBSERVASTIONS from a Week 4 result my dog could see coming
Con- If it's and buts were like how your mom licks my nuts this game would have gone differently. New England Turnovers lead to 17 49er's points. Specifically, Stevenson's 4th fumble into a FG . Which is immediately followed up by a Jacoby Brisset pick 6. 13-0 game over.
Observation- This defense makes QB’s look like an MVP candidate; unless you're a lesbian in transition like burrow and purdy.
Geno Smith week 2 vs Pats 33/44 327 yards 1 TD
Geno Smith week 3 vs Dolphins 26/34 289 1 TD 2 INT
Not a lesbian
Aaron Rodgers week 3 vs Pats- 27/35 281 yards 2 TD's
Aaron Rodgers week 4 vs Broncos- 24/42 225 yards 0 TD
Not a lesbian
Brock Purdy week 3 vs Rams 22/30 292 yards 3 TD
Brock Purdy week 4 vs Pats 15/27 288 yards 1 TD 1 INT
Purdy is a lesbian as well
Observations- Pam Oliver during her post halftime piece looked a zombie from the walking dead. Get that woman off TV immediately.
Con- Offense put the defense in terrible position time after time. Gave up 23 points. Don’t have enough pressure to bother opposing QB's. Once opponent scores over 10 points it's over.
Big Con- The roster is not good enough at critical positions. QB is #1. Take your pick at which position after that. The talent is the difference; plays are there to be made. We aren't able to make them.
Very Small Pro- Week 5 against the crap tastic dolphins is the Pats last stand for a season. Lose that and all hope is lost.
