Dr. BigMac’s NFL Power Rankings Week 4

The NFL is a month in to the 2024 season and there is one thing we can take out of it. The NFC is the superior conference and the AFC has caught the injury bug. With that let’s dive in to week 4 power rankings.

10. Pittsburgh Steelers 3-1 (last week 5th)

Probably the last time we see the Steelers or Amanda Vance making my power rankings which is a shame. Not the Steelers part but now I can’t go searching for thirst traps of Amanda. Fuck the Steelers, they had a cup cake start to the season. They were bound to come back to reality.

9. Seattle Seahawks 3-1 (last week 4th)

You can cut and paste what I said about the Steelers and say the same thing about the Seahawks. A team that played easy competition to start the season, but then play a real team and get their doors blown off.

8. Baltimore Ravens 2-2 (last week NR)

Oh hey Baltimore, where have you been? Was it a learning curve? Either way that was a dominant performance against the Buffalo Bills. That is why Derrick Henry wanted to go to Baltimore and he showed he still has a lot left in the tank.

7. Buffalo Bills 3-1 (last week 3rd)

Live look at how that game went Sunday night against the Ravens. Baltimore pulled their giant dick out and just unloaded all over the Bills, once again proving they can’t handle the big lights and continue to turtle when all the lights are on them.

6. Tampa Bay Bucs 3-1 (last week NR)

Imagine if the Patriots put some money together and offer Baker Mayfield a contract??? His giant balls wouldn’t fit in the quarterback room. Kid has moxie and I fucking love it. Bucs are in a wild division with the Saints and Falcons right on their coat tails. NFC #powerhouse

5. Washington Commanders 3-1 (last week NR)

The fucking Commanders. A team that had the same problem as New England and is 3-1 with a dynamic rookie quarter back leading the charge. Hey Bobby Kraft! Look down I-95 and see what the fuck that ownership is doing you cheap fuck. Congrats to the commanders though. They are exciting to watch and I’m sure the fans are having a lot of happy beers.

4. Detroit Lions 3-1 (last week 9)

Jared Goff went 18-18 292 yards with 2 TDs and 1 receiving touchdown against previously unbeaten Seattle. I’ve been to Detroit and it is a shit hole. Scariest place I’ve ever been so I’m happy for the Lions and their fans. Goff continues to show the nfl that he’s the real deal and can lead a franchise while Dan Campbell is exactly the coach Jerod Mayo thrives to be.

3. Houston Texans 3-1 (last week 6th)

What’s up brother! Texans just had to play Jacksonville to get their shit together and with the big injury to the Chiefs on Sunday could this be the team to represent the AFC come February? I hope so

2. Minnesota Vikings 4-0 (last week 2nd)

Best team in the NFC. Beat a division rival and now have to take the ship over to jolly old London to take on the difunctional Jets. Redemption game for Sam Darnold.

1.Kansas City Chiefs 4-0 (last week 1st)

It’s starting to happen folks. The dynasty is finally going to be tested after Mahomes injured Rashee Rice. Life is getting back to normal finally.