These people need to be put in prison

Flying is the greatest source of transportation. You get on an airplane, and fly through the skies to your destination. Nothing like the invention of flight. But the people that are on this plane deserve to be put in prison with a life sentence. Thinking they are important and need to board first even though we have boarding numbers. The sighs from these insufferable cunts, like we have some nerve to board before Princess Karen and Prince Richard.

My absolute biggest pet peeve is when we finally land and you hear you can unfasten your seatbelts and these cunts race up to the front of the plane just to see them down at baggage claim and you get your luggage before the douchebag and give him the peace sign and strut your ass out of the airport. People need to read this and learn, YOU ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT.