The Bills’ Two Dads

Since 2001, the Buffalo Bills have been owned by the Goat. In his illustrious career Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. is an astonishing 33-3 against the Buffalo Bills. Once Tom took his talents to Tampa, the Bills Mafia became some of the most insufferable humans on the planet. “It’s our time now! We have the new GOAT in Josh Allen!” Were some of the things these creatures would say. Boy oh boy were you guys wrong. Since Tom left the Bills have dominated the Patriots due to terrible QB play in New England and the walking nut sacks known as Matt Patricia and Joe Judge. But, where is that AFC title game? Where is the Super Bowl appearance? All that was holding you back was Brady, right?

Oh, that’s right your other Daddy is here to make sure that never happens. Joseph Lee Burrow went into Highmark Stadium in the snow and cold conditions and just laid his nuts right over the foreheads of the Bills Mafia.

The only thing the Buffalo Bills are good at is the streak of breaking hearts for the past 63 years. If you listen to our show you would know that Rich has been saying this from the start; Josh Allen isn’t good. When those bright lights are on he turtles under pressure. He doesn’t have the “IT” factor to be the guy.

As for the red faced angry man known as Sean McDermott, another guy blinded by the lights. The combination of those two will NEVER win a Super Bowl together. The excuses: it was too cold, Damar Hamlin was in the building and still on our minds, we can’t run the ball, we can’t defend the pass in man to man so we just played zone, BLAH BLAH BLAH! Josh Allen wasn’t even trying to rally the team! That came from Stefon Diggs who immediately packed his bags and got the fuck out of the stadium as fast as humanly possible.

So, you may have gotten rid of Brady in New England, yet to retire, still lurking in Buffalo’s soft ass mental health, but now you have a new problem that is only 26 years young and is about to go back to another Super Bowl.