The Bills Mafia are the WORST!!!
The definition of bullying started back in the summer of 1998, for the past 24 years every time Limp Bizkit comes on, I become the punchline of the joke. When there is an opportunity to throw a jab at someone else, I feel like I should give one due to the bullying that I have endured over the years. But, they will always have that card to play over my head, they will always have me in check.
I tell you this story because it’s similar to what the city of Buffalo has gone through for 20 years. When pick 199 took the field in 2001 until he left us in 2019 we dominated the Bills, to the point where he had one of the best records in Buffalo, 32-3. Let that sink in 32 wins to only 3 losses. TWO FULL SEASONS we beat the bills in that 19 year span. Total dominance.
Well here comes that the jab, 2018 comes rolling around and the Buffalo Bills did something right, they drafted a franchise QB. Josh Allen had his rookie mistakes when he took us on in 2018 and 2019 but then something happened, Covid-19 and the dabbing fool known as Cam Newton. For the first time since the 90’s the Bills swept us in 2020, golf clap. It’s like beating someone in a race that has a broken foot. Was it a race, yes but was it fair? No. They ended their season by going to the AFC Championship game and losing to Mahomes and the Chiefs.
Here comes the 2021 season, Patriots draft their new franchise QB in Mac Jones and we split the season series. Here comes wild card weekend and we get throttled, destroyed, and embarrassed. And here comes Bills Mafia. Congrats, you beat us when we had Cam and now with a rookie named Mac. You are in the divisional round, you haven’t been to a Super Bowl since the early 90’s, YOU’VE NEVER WON A SUPER BOWL! We will always own you like my high school owned me with Limp Bizkit. No matter what happens in life we have 6 Super Bowls and you have ZERO! You need to be put in your place because things are getting out of hand. Pray you go into Kansas City and win because if you don’t you will meet the insufferable cunt known as the doughboy.
*While writing this the Back Porch Media boys are relentlessly giving us shit for beating us last weekend. They will be first in line for the cunt known as me!
