The 2024 MLB HOF class is another notch in the death belt for baseball

Yuck. Hey, newsflash you old bitches these guys suck. Okay, they don’t suck but they are not hall of fame. Certainly not first ballot hall of fame. Beltre has the longevity and the numbers. He may be in the class of top 5 3rd basemen all-time. But, never once was he considered a top 5 player in the game. How bout his position? Over a 20 year career? I need more impact in the game if you’re going to be a first ballot guy.

And these other stiff? Joe Maure? Great player, but I’m sorry you were on the Twins and didn’t win shit. You gotta win. If you don’t win your numbers and impact have to be enormous. Todd Helton? Todd freaking Helton? A 1 tool moon shot player on the steriod frindge who played in Colorado? Who also didn’t win shit? He went to the playoffs TWICE! 500 Homeruns? No. 400 Homeruns? Nope. 3,000 hits. No sir, no even clsoe. (2,500 barely) Give me a break.

Billy Wagner being a cunt hair away is embarrassing and god help me if that asshole Gary Sheffield gets in. You know who should be in? Oh, I don’t know? The greatest players of all time?

Bonds

Clemens

Manny Ramirez

Alex Rodriguez

You steroid jerkoffs are clueless, stubborn, or just regular jerk offs. It’s too late for them to vote in guys like Bonds and Clemens because of old dumb rules, ya know, baseball. But, Manny Ramirez, the greatest right handed hitter in the history of the game gets 32% of the vote because he got popped for some juice when he was like 50? Good lord. Grow up.

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