Sunday Funday

Here is a quick story. It could have been the food, it could have been the couple beers I had last night, but this morning I felt NO Bueno. So after watching the Mickey Mouse Club with my daughter I decided a nice shower will do the trick and get me back to feeling good. Got in, put on a mix of music, looked up to the ceiling, and started dry heaving. We can all agree that dry heaving has to be one of the most painful things that you can go through. Just your body trying to get out whatever toxic bullshit is in your body and nothing. Well, after 3 of those the good stuff came. Now, this isn’t something I am doing to gross you out, no, no, no, this is me telling you that there is no better place to puke than inside your shower.

Why? Let me tell you, put that water on cold after all is said and done to cool off your body and let it hit your head to make your throbbing headache go away. You can also just sit and let the shower do its magic while you cool off and wonder if you’re dead yet and hell is actually icy cold lamanent. Also, clean up is a breeze. That shit all goes down the drain and your wife can’t hear you puking if the music and shower is playing so they have no idea what’s going on. I feel like I am a professional puker. I’ve been doing it strong or the past 15 years. Take my word for it, next time you feel shitty head to the shower, it will bring you back to life!