Spring is coming and that means one thing

There is always one thing I forget about when spring comes. New England usually drops to cold right after Labor Day from there on out you can count on cold weather at night and maybe some glimpse of 65 degree days but once October comes boom, welcome to the ice box. Because I am freezing my giant balls off for 6 months I always forget that with Spring comes mud butt season.

At Simple Minds Sports we are an open book. We let it all out and really don’t care if its embarrassing or not. Mud butt or swamp ass as some other people call it is the worst thing about nice weather. Today was my first day of dealing with it in 2021. I am a bigger guy and I sweat. With that comes the brown ass and courtesy wipes through out the day. But the first day is always rough with chaffing and uncomfortableness. Wet wipes will be key from April to August. Just going in to the bathroom and make sure you’re all set down there, nothing to be ashamed of it is one of the sacrifices we have to take on with the nice weather. So let this be your warning gentlemen, Mud Butt season is coming……