Bill Belichick has FULLY Endorsed Mac Jones

"Yeah, I mean, look, Mac's been our quarterback for two years," Belichick said.

There ya have it. If you’re not familiar with Bill Belichick speak that was basically confirming they share soft serve on Sundays in the off season. Finally we can put an end to all of this mud slinging and Mac Jones hate. Mac is now Belichick endorsed. Onto Cincinnati (Mini Camp).

Many are saying Bill spit in Mac’s eye with the draft by not addressing the offense. To that I say, “Have you ever heard of motivation?” Belichick regularly gave Tom Brady dog shit to throw to so Brady could hone in on the finer points of his game in order to elevate the pile of dookie catching perfectly thrown golden spirals from Jesus himself.

In all seriousness though, I actually have no problem with the approach from the offensive perspective. Bill sucks at drafting offensive talent high in the draft. He has a great track record of interior line men on both sides of the ball. They have a new offensive line coach in Adrian Klemm coming from the College ranks. Give him a gaggle of fat kids to protect Mac Jones and give the stiff a beautiful pocket to snipe his way down the field.

They also took a couple low risk high reward fliers on the on WR’s late in the draft. Perfect. The LSU kid has a shit ton of talent just seems like an asshole. Maybe Belichick and Co. can smash the Asshole out of him.

Bottom line is if you take a look from a non jaded perspective as it comes to Mac Jones, Belichick basically designed the entire offseason around his quarterback and he just confirmed it with that quote we started the blog with. Suck it hater.


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