Do I have to Snip Snap and route for Brady?

The Saints are the worst Playoff team in the Super Bowl Era. This fucking team. Since taking advantage of Peyton Mannings tiny nut sack in the 2009 Super Bowl the Saints are 5 - 7 in the playoffs and have made it back to the NFC championship once. Two of those losses came in OT and 3 of those losses were at HOME. The Superdome. Since Sean Payton took over the Saints have a home winning % of 70.3 in the regular season. The last 3 playoff losses have been at home. And let’s no even get into the dramatic fashion in which they like to take those L’s.

Which makes me now ask the question. Do I root for Brady? With the Saints going down, we are left with Brady, Rodgers, Chiefs, or Bills to root for. I don’t think I can take the amount of ball washing that will go on if Rodger finally shakes that “underachievement” stank with a 2nd Super Bowl. The “Dynasty” talk out of Kansas City makes me want to slap the rib sauce out of those fat redeck’s double chins. Bills Mafia has quickly turned from the most loveable fan base to the most hated. There latest rally cry is “we’re back”? You’re back from what? The most embarrassing display of a Super Bowl door mat for NFC teams to scoot their swollen anal gland across?

Which Brings us to Brady. Now as a Patriots fan I have a lot of mixed feelings on the divorce between Brady and Belichick. And it may actually end me to watch him lift a Lombardi in that blood shit orange Bucs Jersey. However, the story is just so good. The 43 year GOAT knocks off his “contemporaries” in Brees and Rodgers on the way to his TENTH Super Bowl only to beat either the new face of the league in Mahomes and that fake dynasty or rip the heart of of Buffalo one last time on the biggest stage for his SEVENTH Super Bowl. That would be the most by any player or any fucking team! And don’t think for one second he doesn’t have Belichick’s “8 Rings” Grady White on his hit list.

In conclusion, haters gunna hate. Slaters gunna Slate. Go Bucs.