Of Course He’s Back

When the Bucs were eliminated from the 2021 playoffs by the Rams, everyone thought this is it, the Goat is going to retire and try something different with the many business’s that he had developed over the past 20 plus years. But if you’re a man, that’s been married to the same person and the honey moon phased has ended you knew in the back of your mind that Brady, once home for a long period of time with Gisele would be dying to make a comeback.

Being in the NFL you are a god. Fans and other players treat you as such. You are a 7 time Super Bowl winner. You have basically done everything that is possible in the NFL. But, when you go home you’re wife is the Goat, the bread winner and you are just Tom. Being away 9 months out of the year the honey do list that you must have gotten on your first week of retirement when all you wanted to do was sit in your stud and drink avocado vodka and watch old tapes. The kids are getting older so you needed to build a stronger relationship with them. The photos that came out of you still kissing your sons on the lips have scared them for life and they need therapy just to deal with the constant harassment. The days of walking on water are over and its only week 1 in to your retirement.

If there is one way to get out of this hell you know just what to do. While telling Gisele you’re going out for some water and avocado you call your agent and tell him that you need back in the league. You beg him and don’t care what type of press release comes out you just need out of this house. Brady is back for his 23 season and you know what I get it.

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