My sanity relies on the Bruins

If the Bruins don’t make it past the 1st round I will shrivel into a ball of hate and dispair.

Not necessarily because I love the Bruins that much, it’s because I will be forced to watch nothing but baseball. God give me strength.

Look, I love baseball. Nay, I loved baseball. It was my favorite sport to play has a kid and in high school. Fresh cut grass, crack of the bat, home to 1st double plays, ahh the romance. But, the game has turned to shit. The MLB has set strike out records for literally 9 straight seasons. It’s just not the same game. We’ve been over this.

Clearly the Celtics didn’t do us any god damn favors this season. At this point I’ll take the fucking Revs over those quitting pukes.

So, if the Bruins are knocked out of the playoffs in early June that leaves 3 freaking months of nothing but baseball. Three months until I can get irrationally angry at Cam Newton. Four hours. Every day. Committed to watching the Red Sox. I can’t do it. And they are actually good this season!

So what are my other choices? I fell down a YouTube rabbit hole the other day and found some rather interesting “alternate sports”. I’m not saying there are not options. I could taking up smoking, find one of those “reasonable” bookies and spend my evening betting petty cash on Inuit Ear Pull, or Eskimo Knuckle Hop. I’m just saying it’s not my 1st choice. Go B’s