It sounds like things couldn’t be going better at Patriots OTA’s

For the first time since Brady was unhappily married to both his wife and place of employment in 2019 there seems to be a cohesiveness at Patriots Camp. Think about it. Immediately post Brady Cam New was snatched off the garbage pile way late into camp. McDaniels had to reshape the entire offense for an over the hill guy with literally no shoulder. Next year for reason still unknown to the public Cam Newtown was retaining his starting position even after the drafting of Mac Jones 15th overall. Thank god for Covid and protocols. And Joe Rogan. Cam must have been tuning into the podcast giant’s anti vax shows beacause the prince of dabs got sniped with some protocol mishaps and refused to get the jab opening the door for Mac Daddy to come wow the masses in Giants joint practices. Again, McDaniels retools the offense for a rookie statue in the pocket a week before the season.

And there was 2022. What happened there again? Oh right! The walking nut sacks of Patricia and Judge were inexplicably given full control over the offense which to everyones surpries completely utterly fucking failed miserably with 1,000 pies on their faces the likes of which Patricia scooped up off the floor with his fat toungue that come to find out is incable of spitting out words the resemble anything close to coaching. So, yea that wasn’t great.

Now, here we are. A Familiar face in Billy O Brien with a no nonesense reputation has come in and by all accounts set the standard for what Mac Jones has called a “normal” setting. And the results seem to be following as much as they can in a non padded OTA. Go figure. You provide a normal professional working environment and these extremely talented, disciplined, motivated athletes respond? Holy shit it’s almost like coaching matters in the NFL. Don’t take my word for it.

“It’s hard to find good coaches in the NFL [and] Billy’s certainly one of them,” Brady told Yahoo Sports over Zoom. “He’s very talented, very smart.

“Was a great addition to our team when he came in '07.” - Tom Brady SOURCE

Does this mean it is going to translate into regular season on field success though? YES! You nimbwits. We can’t in one breathe blame the problems last year on Patricia and Judge and in another say that the introduction of an adult in the room doesnt immediatly raise their floor. Now, add in the fact that Obrien is more than just an adult he is a proven offensive coach with is expectred and able to get the best out of his players. He has a bulked up coaching staff and a couple extra pieces to work with on that side of the ball and oh by the way DeAndre Holpkins markey continues to narrow itself to New England.

For the species on the other side of the fence blaming last year’s troubles on Mac Jones. I recommend you send your complaints to adam.morrell04@gmail for all complaints. You’re a mob of idiots with misfiring synops in your pea brains. In fact the BOTPOD MOB has forced me into a ride or die situation with Mac to the tune of carrying a metophorical “C” on my chest as captain of the Mac Fan club. It’s purely a contridicttural position I hold for Mac, not undieing support by any means.

“Oh, Mac’s awesome!” Gesicki gushed. “That’s my guy. He’s been incredible as a leader. Been great out there physically throwing the ball – timing, throwing a catchable ball – and he likes to have fun so it’s been a cool offseason for us trying to jell and get on the same page.” SOURCE

The other mistake these block head are making is overrating the division. I’ll make this simple

  • Dolphins - TRASH organization. TOOL Bag Coach. SCRAMBLED EGG head QB

  • Jets - Another $100 Million Green Bay QB Place holder. Rodgers was 13th QBR last year. That’s not a Superbowl QB. And oh BTW he hasn’t won a super bowl in nearly 15 years.

  • Bills - VUNERABLE. Even these past post Brady years the Bills have lost focus and opened the door to the division. If the Patriots were competent last year they would have been competing for the division. They brutal playoff losses are racking up and Josh Allen’s dumb eyes aka stone brain continues to be exposed year after year. No Brian Dabol still? The door is open kids.

So, there ya have it. In the aftermath of the Bruins and Celtics choking in the playoffs and the Red Sox fully in the Bloom Basement your biggest pot of optimisim resides in Foxboro, wears #10 and fucks hard with the Swifities!


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