Is Matt Stafford a little bitch boy?

Hard to say. The report from MMQB has Matt Stafford agreeing to be traded to any team in the entire NFL except for the New England Patriots. Now, my immediate thought goes to Matt Patricia. That fat, #2 pencil loving dope spent 3 years in Detroit pretending to be Belichick while some how digging the worst franchise in pro sports into an even deeper whole of suck. I wouldn’t blame Stafford if he wanted to distance himself from that. So, then we have to ask the question did Belichick ruin his chances at Stafford because of another questionable personal move?

However, what if it wasn’t specifically the “Rocket Scientist” with a hygiene problem? What if Stafford said to himself, “I’ve seen what it’s like to play in an environment that they don’t wipe my asshole for me and bring me grapes during my foot massages. (This is a stretch because I’m not sure Detroit can even import fruit). You understand what I’m saying though. What if Stafford didn’t like the idea of playing under a “tough coach”? In this case “the toughest coach”. Well then he is a little bitch boy.

Let’s not get lost in the minutia of the Patriots have a terrible roster, coming off a 7 - 9 record, and letting the greatest player in the history of the sport walk away for nothing with no back up plan. Valid points, but if Jacksonville or the freaking Jets didn’t land on the list we can’t blame it on the franchise’s disfunction. No, the little bitch boy didn’t want to get spanked in front of his friends. Or maybe he’s afraid of Brady’s shadow. Either way, enjoy L.A. little bitch boy.