I’m not a millionaire

Waking up this morning I had zero intentions of leaving the house. My plan on my last day was to hang and after a few hours of playing Fortnite, I needed something else to do.

When I walked into my closet I saw the booklets of sports cards. Seeing some of the older ones I had I thought for sure I would be able to quit my job tomorrow.

WRONG!

Seeing rookie cards and names like Elway, Aikman, Sanders, and other greats, I decided to download an app where I could scan my cards and they would tell me the estimate the cards worth. So I go in my closet and sit on the floor, sorting out some cards that I knew were going to be big money.

Seeing this gem I thought that I was holding a $100 bill. It has to be worth a butt load. Hall of fame career, arguably top 50 QB of all time? I couldn’t wait to see the price…….$2.50. This had to be wrong so I scanned again. That was the price. I thought maybe with all of his legal troubles the price went down. Off to another rookie card.

SHAQ! Here’s the winning ticket. Shaq is a hall of famer, and the most dominant big man in NBA history. After scanning this card I knew I would see a big number……$1.54 WHAT THE FUCK! Now being angry I had to scan the rest and having a few big hits of Barry Sanders and Kobe Bryant, I can officially tell you I am not a millionaire. Instead I scanned over 100 cards to find I have a total of $300. So, after all of this I can officially tell you that card collecting blows.