How to make New Years better

“New year, new me!” Is something you’re about to hear the next two days or be saying your self. I hate it and I hate hearing people’s New Year’s resolutions. Why? Because no one ever goes through it. I’m going to eat healthier, I’m going to go to the gym 5 times a week, I’m going to remove the toxic from my life, or the dumbest one of all, dry January.

Here’s my idea to make new years better. Hold people accountable for their dumb resolutions. But how? That’s the question, especially how soft people are and how you can get canceled for the dumbest stuff now a days, you need a safe legal way to keep these people in line.

For the weight loss people put their picture at every single fast food joint saying do not serve, same with Uber eats and grub hub. For the grocery store don’t allow them to buy junk food, fruits vegetables and meat is all you get .

The gym people, 9 times out of 10 you hit it for 2 weeks then this that and another thing gets in the way and you don’t see the gym till the following January. How to change that? Easy you get a personal trainer that picks you up and works out with you Monday through Friday for a whole year.

The moral of this story is, if you want to be an asshole and tell me what you’re going to change next year then do it. Social media doesn’t want to hear about it. If you want to change it’s because you’re an asshole or your lifestyle choices suck. You can change that any day don’t wait for New Years. Here’s to the dumbest holiday out of all of them.