Where can I get Zappe fever antibodies?
I’m thinking I should just dive in and succumb to the fevah!! If I get it now and deal with it I’ll have sick antibodies for later when this whole thing shits the bed.
I’d LOVE to be in love with Bailey Zappe like most of you simpletons. I just can’t go that far right now. Allow me to be the resistance to the Zappe fever hysteria. The West Kentucky flu will not kill the Mac Jones. At least it hasn’t yet.
Two games. Two and 1/2 games this kid has played. And it’s been against garbage. The Packers are showing their true colors. Pats left a win on the table in Green bay. The Detroit Lions and Cleveland Browns are historically the two biggest loser franchises in the NFL. These bags of shit are what we measure future franchise quarterbacks against now?
Please explain to me the resistance this kid has faced? What comeback situation has he been in? How many two minute drills has he run? Has he called ONE single audible? What big hit has he taken? Has he bounced back from a shit game? Can physically see over the giant asses of his O-line men? All unknowns. But, because he has the pocket presence that makes my pockets present -at attention (boner joke) he’s the air apparent?!
Yes, he’s shown us something. His moxy and poise have been on display. Yes, there seems to be a cohexiveness with the offense. Is that him or the walking nut sack of offensive coaches being forced to remove each others heads from each others asses after a dismal start and a rookie behind center? Don’t you want to see the #15 overall pick and all of yours “next guy” in Mac Jones run this offense? Not the chuck and duck bullshit clown show from the first 2 weeks?
I’m not saying Mac Jones has earned himself a spot in Canton. What I’m saying is the only rookie to win his first two starts with a QB rating over 100 hasn’t done enough for me to lock him in. Again, I’d love to. I really would love to just walk up to some Zappe bo bo like Dr. Big Mac and lick those fat DSL’s just for the sweet sweet Zappe anitbodies. But, I can’t. I got that “Mac”cine too early and it’s still fightin’ off the fevah!
Give me two weeks with a healthy Mac and this offensive identity. If it’s still looks like shit then get me towel, I’m about to achin and shakin’.