Draymond is French for douchebag

I know I know a disgruntled Celtics fan about to bitch and complain about the shitty calls in Game 2 of the NBA Finals and how Draymond played dirty and that’s why we lost the game. No, I am a realist and can admit defeat, the 18 turnovers by the Celtics and everyone not named Jay in the starting lineup combining for 6, that’s right SIX POINTS! That’s bad basketball but there is hope, we return to the Garden on Wednesday for what should be all out war due to one man starting a fight with everyone wearing green on Sunday, Draymond Green.

I’ll admit something to you, if Draymond was wearing Celtic green I would be his biggest fan, but he doesn’t and I absolutely can’t stand him. One of the dirtiest players in the game today. From taunting players.

To trying to kick players down low when posting up. To trying to act tough when he is really a baby back bitch.

To kicking players in the face and trying to pull their shorts down.

Draymond is a player that you get off of Wish when you wanted Dennis Rodman. I know the Boston crowd will be all in on this guy come Wednesday and I hope nothing but the worst for him.

I don’t even think a cold refreshing White Birch Brewing New England IPA would help me get over the hatred I have for Draymond. Sure the smooth great taste is a good starter but maybe if he traveled down to 460 Amherst St. Nashua, NH and picked me up a 4 pack it would be a starter.