Dr. BigMac’s Week 15 NFL Power Rankings
The best power rankings mixed in with some thirst traps brought to you by Dr. BigMac. The same 10 teams from last week are still here but there is a shake up. Let’s see who falls where.
10. Green Bay Packers 9-4 (7th last week)
Even in a loss the Packers stay on my top 10. They played the Lions in a great Thursday night matchup that saw them lose to Dan Campbell gambling on a 4th down and converting. Will the Packers continue to be here this year? Can’t answer that, but what I can answer is that the future is bright for the Packers with Jordan Love behind center.
9. Houston Texans 8-5 (10th last week)
Bye week for the Texans and still moved up one spot.
8. Denver Broncos 8-5 (8th last week)
Bye week, no movement like my penis in the 8th grade.
7. Seattle Seahawks 8-5 (9th last week)
Beating up on your divisional foe in the Arizona Cardinals and now having a 4 game winning streak. The Seahawks are sneaky good, no one is really thinking they will be a threat come playoff time. But those are usually the scariest teams. The teams that have zero respect, something to prove, young head coach.
6. Buffalo Bills 10-3 (2nd last week)
Fucking Buffalo. Our one hope of eliminating those god damn Chiefs from the playoffs but they lay an egg against the Rams in LA. Are the lights still too bright for this team? Well, lucky for NFL fans we get to see if they can right the ship. They play the Lions in Detroit this week. Don’t make plans after 4 this Sunday.
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5. Kansas City Chiefs 12-1 (5th last week)
I will continue to hate on this team and not give them a higher spot than 5.
L-U-C-K-Y that’s what this Chiefs team is. 12 wins by 1 score games. Most in NFL history. They may get the one seed but the luck will run out. Mark my words.
4. Pittsburgh Steelers 10-3 (6th last week)
The NFL’s biggest surprise to everyone except Steelers fans. They are doing it with Russell Wilson. Mike Tomlin deserves to be in coach of the year talks for what he has done in Pittsburgh this year.
3. Minnesota Vikings 11-2 (4th last week)
Second longest winning streak in the NFL at 6 wins belongs to the Vikings who are doing it with Sam Darnold. The same Sam Darnold who was seeing ghosts and career was heading down as a backup. Clearly, playing for a new franchise and having studs to throw to will rejuvenate your career.
2. Philadelphia Eagles 11-2 (3rd last week)
It is about to explode in Philly. After barely beating the Carolina Panthers, the Eagles wide receivers are throwing shade at Jalen Hurts and how they aren’t getting the ball. A showdown with the Steelers this week could see the end of the line if they don’t kiss and make up. Bad time to start the finger pointing and having TO come in and compare Hurts to McNabb.
1.Detroit Lions 12-1 (1st last week)
Hottest team in the NFL on an 11 game winning streak. Could this Sundays matchup against the Buffalo Bills be a Super Bowl Preview? Will a win against the Bills cement the Lions as the best team in the NFL this season? Can they handle the hype and the bright lights?
