Dr. BigMac’s Week 10 NFL Power Rankings

Sad to know the season is half over, it’s getting darker earlier and the Patriots hold the 1st overall pick. Good news is I think we have a solid top 10 so let’s dive in!

10. Houston Texans 6-3 (6th)

What’s up brother? Don’t think playing on Thursday would make us forget about that loss against the New York Jets. At times this team looks like the darling of the AFC and other times, like Thursday, they look like another team from Texas.

9. Minnesota Vikings 6-2 (9th)

Like my penis in the 8th grade, the Vikings have zero movement this week. Even though they won their Sunday night matchup with the Indianapolis Colts, they play in a stacked NFC north and need to string some more wins together to prove they belong in the top 5.

8. Green Bay Packers 6-3 (5th)

Stacked…. The nfc north, that’s what I’m talking about. Losing to division rivals at home pushes you back from the top 5 but you’re still a top 10 team. Jordan Love wasn’t 100 percent this game and it showed. Can’t wait to see the Packers play the Lions again.

7. Atlanta Falcons 6-3 (not ranked)

Sheesh…. Where did that fire power come from. Do the Falcons have one of the best offenses in the league? The injury to Drake London will be something to watch as he is day to day with pain being the major factor to his hip. Falcons are fun to watch in a shit division.

6. Baltimore Ravens 6-3 (8th)

1 out 2 teams that need to knock those douchebags out of the AFC. The Ravens show they can be great but then lose games they have no business losing. It’s starting to become nut cutting time and they want to be holding the sword, not getting chopped.

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5. Philadelphia Eagles 6-3 (7th)

They may be shitty teams but the Eagles are stringing wins together and making a charge for the Commanders when they have yet to play this season. Win the games your suppose too and be competitive against the top. Easy formula to follow.

4. Washington Commanders 7-2 (4th)

Re read every thing I said about the Eagles and apply it to the Commanders. They are winning the games they are suppose to and be competitive against the top echelon of the NFL. This team will be playoff bound if they do that and don’t get Jayden killed.

3. Buffalo Bills 7-2 (3rd)

No one circles the wagon like the Buffalo Bills. The AFC East sucks. Could patriots fans ride the mafia come playoff time to stop the douchiness of Mahomes, Kelce, and company? The answer from this guy is yes.

2. Detroit Lions 7-1 (2nd)

After watching the Patriots at 1pm then watching the Lions and Packers. I realized that the Patriots aren’t playing football and that the Lions are far superior than anything I saw from the Patriots Sunday. Could this be the year the Lions make the Super Bowl?

1.Kansas City Chiefs 8-0 (1st)

This is the worst 8-0 team in NFL history. Something will happen and this dynasty will crumble. I don’t know what and I don’t know when but it’s coming.

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