Dr. BigMac’s NFL Week 14 Power Rankings

It may be the holiday season but Dr. BigMac continues to give you the 10 best teams in the NFL along with thirst traps. Let’s dive in!

10. Houston Texans 8-5 (Last Week-Not Ranked)

Welcome back brother ☝️the curious case of the Houston Texans continues. Are they good? Do they have an easy schedule? Do they have a shot to reach the Super Bowl? Every week it’s a head scratcher for how this team plays down to their competition. But with an 8-5 record they are a top 10 team in my book.

9. Seattle Seahawks 7-5 (9th Last Week)

3 game winning streak, your division has the injury bug, and you’re peaking at the right time. That is the Seattle Seahawks. Big divisional game this week against the Cardinals, which I’m sure their coach again will reveal their game plan before they play, will be a good one. 4 in a row?

8. Denver Broncos 8-5 (8th Last Week)

What a Monday night football game that was. A legit shootout against the Browns and of course Bo Knows. Denver has its guy in Bo Nix for years to come along with Sean Payton on the sideline, this is the resurgence of the Denver Broncos! Watch out Kansas City.

7. Green Bay Packers 9-3 (7th Last Week)

Thanksgiving dessert was had as Tua and the Dolphins can’t play in the cold weather. Jordan Love is the perfect QB to play in Green Bay, adapts to the cold and uses Lambeau as it should, home field advantage.

6. Pittsburgh Steelers 9-3 (6th Last Week)

I was so wrong about this team. Mike Tomlin is a top 5 head coach, possibly top 3, in the NFL. Always has a winning season. Has made Russell Wilson look like an NFL quarterback again and is on top of an AFC North Division. Hosting a playoff game in Pittsburgh will be must watch tv in January.

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5. Kansas City Chiefs 11-1 (5th Last Week)

The Refs once again helped this team win. Fuck the Chiefs.

4. Minnesota Vikings 10-2 (4th Last Week)

10-2 and not even the best team in your division. Interesting to see how or if they use Daniel Jones in any capacity after picking him up last week. But just because you have 2 ass QBs on your roster doesn’t make them play any better. Biggest surprise out of the NFC and a good story for them. Brian Flores will get another head coaching gig after his performance as DC in Minnesota.

3. Philadelphia Eagles 10-2 (2nd Last Week)

Best offseason pickup and potential NFL MVP, Saquan Barkley. This guy has taken the load off of Jalen Hurts and revamped this offense in Philly. If the Eagles defense can figure it out by the playoffs they should see the NFC title game and possibly another trip to the Super Bowl.

2. Buffalo Bills 10-2 (3rd Last Week)

Go Bills! That game on Sunday night was magical. If you’re an AFC team knowing you have to go play in that stadium with that weather, you’re fucked. Josh Allen is taking a page out of Tom Brady’s book. Marrying a woman who makes more than you, now he just needs to go win a Super Bowl to finish copying Brady.

1.Detroit Lions 11-1 (1st Last Week)

The Lions need to be in the Super Bowl playing the Bills. I need that more than I have ever needed something in my life. My fat heart can’t take a Super Bowl with Patrick Mahomes in it. The Lions had some help from that dope Matt Eberflus and his clock management. Any other coach and that’s probably an L for the Lions but they won and stay atop of my rankings this week.