Dr. BigMacs NFL Power Rankings Week 9

Oct 29

Written By Dr. Big Mac aka The Obvious One aka The Bottom Of the Totem Pole of Dumb

The AFC has the weakest conference it has seen in a long time. When teams like the Jets, Patriots, Raiders, Jags, Browns all with 2 wins and only 2 games out of a wildcard spot, at the halfway point of the NFL season….. you know it’s bad. But we aren’t here to talk about bad teams. We are here to talk about the top 10 teams in the NFL going in to week 9

10. Chicago Bears 4-3 (9th)

Yes I know, the Bears lost on Sunday but if it wasn’t for cornerback Tyrique Stevenson taunting the Commanders fans and being in position for the hail marry this may have had a different outcome. Fluke play + 1 dumb ass = you stay in my top 10.

9. Minnesota Vikings 5-2 (4th)

October hasn’t treated the Vikings very good. Once the power house of the NFC and having Super Bowl hopes early they drop 2 in a row in a span of 5 days. Here’s to bye weeks and having time to rest up for the second half.

8. Baltimore Ravens 5-3 (3rd)

Apparently the Ravens have something in common with the movie Beetlejuice, someone must have said Super Bowl 3x around Lamar and he instantly folded. Because when you have high expectations and running a 5 game winning streak playing the Browns and go out and lay an egg, all that talk of Super Bowl talk goes right out the window.

7. Philadelphia Eagles 5-3 (10th)

It’s all about momentum and the Eagles are starting to get it. Beat up on some shit teams, get a winning streak going and bingo bango you’re in the playoffs.

6. Houston Texans 6-3 (8th)

Bounce back win for the Texans after a terrible week 7 performance. Like I’ve said in the past about the Texans, they are young and dumb enough to forget about small things and bounce back. Week 9 is a quick turnaround playing the Jets on Thursday night football. Chalk up a W.

5. Green Bay Packers 6-3 (7th)

Jordan Love health, this team is a top 5 team in the NFL. Jordan Love not healthy….. close your eyes and throw a dart because that’s the Packers chances. Jordan did get hurt on Sunday with a groin injury but should be good for the game of the week against the Lions.

4. Washington Commanders 6-2 (6th)