Danny has made his move

You and I and every non delusional Celtics fan already know the move that is coming from Danny and the Celtics. A whole lot of PR spin. “We were in a lot of conversations, but we just felt the price was too high”. Get ready for it. It’s already started with the “We’re not a championship roster” talk. “The price for a guy with a year left or 1/2 a year left won’t be worth it because the team isn’t good enough”. Well, isn’t that a real convenient catch 22 you found there Danny Boy.

By the way. Who the fuck is this guy again?

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So, lets see what are the rumors today? Aaron Gordon has asked for a trade. Of course Celtics are in on this. BUT, 4 other teams are in too. They have better packages to offer. The Celtics could never give up on the likes of Marcus Smart. Or could they? The Hawks are interested in Marcus Smart? And the Celtics are listening? A package centered around John Collins with a Bogdonavich kicker? Wow. Celtics fan likey. You know why you like it? Because you have heard it 100 times before. Open your Hulk green eyes you fools.

It’s Danny spin 101. You wildly over value your player and so does Danny so he asks for the moon from the other team. Please see Miles Turner and Dougy McBuckets for the departing Gordon Hayward. Nice deal for a guy who already decided to peace the fuck out right? Not for Danny. Toss on that former All-Star or one of the bubble’s leading scorers while you’re at it suckers. And kiss the boots as kick dirt in your eye.

This is what we are going to be fed. These giant spoon fulls of bullshit. But don’t worry the fun won’t be over after March 25th. We can all get rev’d up for the Javale McGee buy out that will never happen.

#traderdanny

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