Chief Bobby Presents: The Spirit Walk of Truth: The Moon landing

 I am Chief Bobby. I am a man of truth, integrity, feather head dresses, moccasins, and peace pipes. These lands were taken from my people and I don’t like it. I don’t like liars and cheats like the white man. In this series we will delve into some of the most well known and wildest conspiracy theories known to man. I will take it upon myself to take the spirit walk of truth prior to each session in order to deliver the most accurate version of these filthy heathen fuckeries presented as truth to America and the world.

Our first spiritual walk down truth lane is the 1969 NASA Moon Landing.

THE MOON LANDING - Did we in fact go to the moon?

Chief says no 

This is a deep dive into the BS we have been fed;  nothing gets past Us.  Nice try government. 

The Chief point of Contention:

 Below is a list of 60 year technological achievements. Nothing comes close to setting foot on the moon.

https://www.corbinball.com/article/29-futurism/263-60yeareventtechtimeline -

In the link above, in 1967 our major achievement is the creation of the floppy disk in 1967.  Then in TWO years we are on the moon? Bogus

 

Here is a Photo of computer in 1969:

Here’s a Photo of your mother ass in 1969

In the 70's were we borderline cave people please see below list of common practices included in the 70's.  

 https://bestlifeonline.com/1970s-nostalgia/

 

The Commish Weighs in. We Went to the Moon:

Technology did advance. Fairly rapidly during this time. The specific technology and equipment used for the Moon landing was singularly focused on the one mission.

- Microchips double every 18 months predicted in 1965. Technological boom.

- Take a look at the Cotton Gin. Invented by Eli Whitney.  Basically resulted in the lack of such a great need for slaves. Civil war still took 10 years to happen. People think Henry Ford invented the Automobile. He didn’t. Karl Benz is largely credited for this in 1885. Horses were still pretty fucking prominent as a mode of transportation for the next decade plus. Henry Ford invented the assembly line in 1913 which did eliminate the horse.

- 1st powered flight 1903. It was 66 years of technology advancements to get to the Moon.

At that time there is no argument that Rocket Science was real right? Warner Von Bronn was head of NASA. He as also a full blown Nazi. The smartest scientists and engineers on the planet at the time.

 - OH did we mention, THEY SPLIT THE FUCKING ATOM in 1943. Was Hiroshima fake? 

Technology or lack of advancement of technology is a lazy argument here.

Motivation to conspire in the first place.  

  • The Cold War was in full swing.  Soviets were ahead.  Landing on the Moon was viewed as a national and technological accomplishment that would generate world-wide acclaim.  Nothing is a more powerful motivator than a good old fashioned FU attitude.  

 Points of controversy in favor of the conspiracy: The Major Ones

 The Commish weighs in. We went to the Moon:

This was the motivation. It worked

We were in space for a long time before 1969 and even longer and consistently after:

1962 - John Glenn orbits the earth. 

1965 - Russia sends a women to space walk

1968 - Apollo 8 orbits the moon

We've been in space ever since. Apollo 17 last mission to the moon. 1972. SIX crewed missions to the moon in all. 20 were planned. The last 3 were cancelled because of money and Vietnam War. Originally Kennedy’s government had estimated $7 billion dollars to get to the moon. In the end, the total cost was $20 billion dollars. Too much moniessssss. NASA’s budget basically was eliminated after the Space Race.

https://www.rmg.co.uk/stories/topics/why-did-we-stop-going-moon#:~:text=The%20Apollo%2011%20Moon%20landing,the%20lunar%20surface%20in%20total.

Van Allen Radiation belt

  • Nasa has since admitted several times they do not have the technology to pass through this belt safely since the lunar landings.

  • Claimed the technology is lost. Hmmm

 The Commish Weighs in. We went to the moon:

 Fire Walking, bitch.  Apollo projects were moving too fast. Readings from the nine Apollo missions that reached the Moon showed the astronauts’ average radiation exposure was 0.46 radiation-absorbed dose (rad). This proved Nasa was right to shield the astronauts from radiation. Though it’s less than that experienced by some nuclear energy workers, 0.46 rad is around 10 times more than the radiation exposure of medical professionals who routinely work with x-ray and radiotherapy machines.

They moved Very fucking quickly, and where the Van Allen belts are weakest.

 They didn’t lose the data. The technology to use it is gone.

Missing Data 

  • Tapes blueprints it's all gone. Very convenient. 

 

The Commish Weighs in. We went to the Moon:

What’s missing is the infrastructure. There are no longer computers that can run the programs; they became obsolete around 1980. There are no more factories that can manufacture the exact parts they used; they also became obsolete. There are no more factories that can produce the equipment they used to test the exact parts they used. And so on. It’s all thoroughly obsolete. Your telephone has ten times the computing power that the entire Apollo project had, but their programs won’t run on it, because they used a programming language your telephone isn’t equipped to understand and the programs are stored on magnetic tapes that your telephone can’t read.

And it gets worse: the expertise to manufacture and use all these things also disappeared, because the people who did all those things were in their 30s or above in 1970, and are often dead, infirm or senile by now, or have just plain forgotten, half a century later.

If they want to go to the Moon now, they will want to do it with modern equipment and materials. They can do it at a fraction of the cost, and they won’t have to send people up with an estimated 50% chance of survival.

It’s like asking why they can’t build a top-notch steam locomotive today. They can, but they’d rather build a modern electric train. It’s cheaper and goes faster.

Stanley Kubrick Produced the Footage 

  • You know like it was a movie

 

The Commish Weighs in. We went to the Moon:

He’s an asshole

Photo's

  • There are identical backgrounds in photos which, according to their captions, were taken miles apart. This suggests that a painted background was used

  • There are no stars in the photos

  • Angles, colors, and shadows are inconsistent. 

  • This was live streamed from the moon in the 1969, ok. Who filmed it

 

The Commish Weighs in: We Went to the Moon:

Are you familiar with photography? Shutter speed etc?

It's day light on the moon. do you see stars in day light?

Have you ever taken a picture? in the 60's? lense flare. distortions. Shadows from the sun bend just standing there

  • Dust particles from the moon and distant light from earth create colored shadows

  • It wasnt' live streamed.  The most famous transmission, the moon landing itself, was broadcast to the world on July 21, 1969. This footage captured Armstrong and Aldrin climbing down from the lunar module and onto the surface of the moon. The camera was stored on the module itself so it did not need to be held. Once the two men had reached the moon’s surface, the camera was moved from the lunar module and placed on a tripod about 30 feet from it. 

    This footage was sent down to Earth and received by 3 places on the planet. These included Parkes Observatory and Honeysuckle Creek Tracking Station in Australia, and the Goldstone Tracking Station in California. These signals were then converted so that they could be seen by the world on the TVs in their homes. This conversion was necessary due to the type of equipment that the Apollo crew needed to use while in space.  

    These transmissions had a long way to travel to arrive to the TV in people’s homes. But this process only took a few seconds. And so while there was a short delay between the filming on the moon and viewing on Earth, the moon landing was watched live by NASA and the world.

    Moon fact: With a powerful amateur telescope you can see the Apollo landing sites and, if you look at the photos from the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, you can spot the remnants of the Apollo missions yourself.

     12 astronauts in total who have walked on the Moon and the 400,000 people involved in the Apollo programme. From the Apollo Moon missions, there are 8,400 publicly available photos, thousands of hours of video footage, a mountain of scientific data, and full transcripts and audio recordings of all air-to-ground conversations. We even have 382 kilograms of Moon rock that Apollo astronauts brought back to Earth. These rocks have been independently verified as lunar by laboratories around the world, ruling out a US conspiracy.

    People are too dumb to keep a secret that big and nobody from NASA was murdered. 

    Russia admitted it happened

    Buzz Aldrin punched some cunty dick in the face

    - What actually happened if they didn’t go to the Moon?

The Chief’s Evidence debunking these points:

  • Myth busters did an episode about them debunked a few so I guess we're good. 

Where do you fall?


Bobby Vine

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