Bill owns Kraft

Yesterday’s boring (I legit took a nap) game between the Jets and Patriots ended with no send off of the GOAT, Bill Belichick. Bill was not surrounded by his players and hoisted on their shoulders and carried the coach, whose resume will never be topped. But instead it was the typical end of game hand shake and down the tunnel he went.

But why no fanfare? Because Bill Belichick knows that he isn’t going anywhere if he doesn’t want to. Bill Belichick signed a two year contract at the beginning of the season. Since he is not apart of the NFL coaches union, Belichick’s salary isn’t officially known, though people assume he makes $25 million. But let’s use that number. If he were to get fired he would be owed his full contract, meaning Kraft would be forced to pay that plus another head coach that would have to replace the vacant job.

For all you Belichick haters this is called, “chess vs checkers bitches”

If you remember last off season Bill Belichick eluded to Kraft as being cheap.

I bring this up because if said owner is cheap would he want to shell out $25 to a coach that’s no longer here plus try to appease the fan base by spending, since we have the 4th most cap space this coming off season? Basically what happened today during the meeting between Kraft and Belichick is this. Bill walks in, unzips his pants, throws his nuts on Krafts desk and says, “you can’t fire me bitch” and walked out. Bill Belichick owns Robert Kraft! He ain’t going no where!