Boston has a new enemy

Jun 29

Written By Dr. Big Mac aka The Obvious One aka The Bottom Of the Totem Pole of Dumb

Something about the north east, our attitudes suck. If you’re soft we tell you and if you don’t have that winning gene then get the fuck out. Since April there has been one man pushing all of Boston’s buttons and yesterday sealed the deal. Garrett Richard’s is the most insufferable douchebag to be on the Boston Red Sox since Clemens pulled his shit back in the early 90’s. And we thought David Price and Astro were bad. Sheesh! RIP Astro.

After his first outing back in April he complained how cold he was. He didn’t pack a jacket. He didn’t even think about packing a jacket. It as beyond his comprehension to pack a jacket. I am sorry but geography is taught in the 5th grade and I am pretty sure if you looked on any map and found Boston you would know it’s cold from September to the end of April. You play in a ball park where your job is to throw a ball. How fucking warm do you need to be to do such a task? Either way, get a clue bozo or at least don’t announce to the world you’re a whiney dumbass.

“I mean, I didn’t even pack a jacket for a season until this year, so I’m going on my ninth, almost 10th year,” he told reporters Wednesday, via NESN. “So yeah, it’s something different, but it’s nothing that can be dealt with. I just got to make adjustments. I’m not making excuses I just got to, I got to figure out a way to get it done.”

Next comes the sticky icky, ohh wee. Basically saying his life is over because he can’t cheat anymore. He sounds like Bill going into rehab for the 10th time. I need to start over, I need to learn how to be a pitcher again. Garrett, you’re 33 what the fuck are you talking about? You’ve been throwing a ball for 27 years. You think all of a sudden you can switch things up?

Garrett Richards has no fastball command or control through 2 innings. You rarely see this many misses by this large a margin with a fastball. pic.twitter.com/gHgbMxXI75
— Alex Speier (@alexspeier) April 22, 2021

The last straw was yesterday when he had to put his arms in ice water to stop the sweating.

Garrett Richards, now with ice in his veins, has thrown three shutout innings since taking the plunge. #redsox pic.twitter.com/TTCCbSgnKH
— Adam Pellerin (@adampellerin) June 29, 2021

Just get the fuck out of here. The excuse train is getting very heavy with your shit and it’s time to send you down or fake an injury. Get this guy of the Sox and out of my face

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