The Mayo Conundrum: Are the Krafts’ Steering the Patriots Toward Another Iceberg?

The Mayo conundrum

I am not talking about the overwhelming disrespect people have for the condiment mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is a perfectly practical, delicious, wonderful topping for many a sandwich, burger, potato salad, the list goes on. I don't understand what Commie agenda was placed against mayonnaise or when it happened, but I'm here to tell you it's wrong and so are all of you. Mustard geeks need to pump the brakes.

No, what I'm talking about is the decision that faces Robert Kraft and Jonathan Kraft and they're anointed Savior Jerod Mayo. Coach Vibes has given this franchise shit and shinola of a reason to keep him around next year. Nine times out of 10 a coach with this record and the circumstances surrounding it gets canned immediately.

However, the consequences of that action are big. In order to do it correctly you'd have to blow out the entire building. Which more or less they did last year after Belichick. Or maybe they should have. They kept a lot of that staff around and maybe that's the reason for them continuing to suck? That's just another example of the Krafts’ mismanaging their organization post Brady.

Another fallout is what it says about your franchise by firing if you're your coach. A first year coach that is that the owner said he had hand picked five years earlier with the same criteria and love that he is used to find his two soulmates as wives replacing the greatest coach of all time . That's a lot of heavy shit to just show the guy the door and start from scratch twice in two years.

The other side of that coin is if you know this guy is not the guy, (P.S. he ain't the guy), how do you in good conscious take your franchise forward with him at the helm when you can see another iceberg directly in front of you that's about to destroy your price possession, Drake The Titantic Maye?

They did it to themselves, the Kraft did. It started with letting Brady go, but not conducting a proper search and interview process for the replacement of Bill Belichick is inexcusable and we may be staring at the destruction of the Patriots long time to come because of it.


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