Bathroom Etiquette

Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer. These three men were not only notorious serial killers, but I know for a fact when they used a urinal they used the middle one.

It takes some kind of crazy individual to walk in to a men’s bathroom, have a row of unoccupied urinals and choose the middle one. You always take an end so there is no chance being elbow to elbow with another dude. This is my biggest bathroom pet peeve and I witnessed not one but two people do this today and I got boiling red. It’s the unwritten rule of the men’s room and if you don’t take an end one you are a serial killer.