Are MLB Pitchers the biggest group of baby back bitches?

Move over Brooklyn, MLB pitchers are coming to take your title of being soft as baby shit, baby back bitches! My god, I haven’t heard this much bitching since I lived at 121 Eastern Ave. Baseball has a huge cheating problem, coming from New England I am an expert at people cheating. From steroids, to stealing signs to now using sticky icky on baseballs. Mr. Manfred has a problem and what has chosen to do is suspend any players using spider tack for 10 games but letting them collect a pay check. Only if the real world was like this, hey fuck up go home for 10 days and we will still pay you. Just don’t do it again. This is why I believe baseball is the bottom 4 out of all the sports in America.

What a fucking bitch, boo fucking hoo. I can’t cheat anymore to get an incredible grip on the ball. Like, after this interview did you think we would feel bad for you? The answer is NO Gerrit. Did people feel bad for Tom Brady for deflating footballs to get a better grip, then suspended for 4 games? No Gerrit. Baseball is boring, chicks dig the long ball they don’t care about you going 8 strong with 12 K’s. Fuck pitchers bring back the juiced balls, more dingers means more eyes fuck these baby ass pitchers!