Brandon Carlo is a Zombie
How in the fuck is this guy potentially playing tomorrow? I mean I know how, it’s a “playoff concusion” keep “hospital” and “paper trail” off your filthy lips! But, in the physical world how is this guy still with us? Is he actually or has he gone full zombie mode? This could be the edge the shaky Bruins D core needs. The Undead out there taking head shots and bouncing back up with out any fucking pupils and melting flesh and shit.
Hockey players are just a dumb kind of tough. It’s unbelievable every year we see it especially in the playoffs. Talk about becoming a Boston folk hero. If Carlo plays and comes up big at any point in Game 4 or the series he’s gunna have day time drunks goin on about him for the next 20years.
“ Ya, remembah fuckin’ Carlo kid? Kid would run through a fuckin’ brick wall, guy. Toughest fuckin’ cock sucker on the ice. Not like these pussy soccer players!”
Specifically this guy
Take notes, Celtics.
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