Cleveland, Buffalo, and Tamp Bay are succeeding in the Playoffs and our Pets heads are falling off!

Do I have a boiling, some would call it “Rage”, I’m keeping just under the lid with the Patriots missing the playoffs for the 1st time since 2008? Maybe. Is it effecting my ability to be happy for down trodden fans like Cleveland and Buffalo? (screw those trash bags in Flordia) Yes, it absolutely is and I feel bad about that, but what in the world is going on?

With the free world still being run by a 1996 Simpsons Episode, the worst franchises in football becoming Super Bowl favorites, Brady dressing in blood shit orange, this is truly the apocalypse for a Patriots Fan.

The only thing that could save it would be a show of recognition in the highest honor a civilian can receive to the greatest football coach of all time. Yes, that’s it. The Medal of Freedom! It’s presented by who you say? oh. Fuck.