The Obvious One’s TOP 5: All Time Women in Wrestling

May 28

Written By Dr. Big Mac aka The Obvious One aka The Bottom Of the Totem Pole of Dumb

I may be the world’s biggest wrestling fan. I’m here to bring you my very own TOP 5: Women in Wrestling of all time. Who makes the cut in my 30 plus years of watching wrestling? Miss Elizabeth? Sensational Sherri? The Fabulous Moolah? he’s not going off of in ring skills.

The Criteria for Top 5 All time women in wrestling is as follows:

They make you stop and watch.
They make you do a deep dive on the internet
They have unrealistically huge boobs
Dat ass
They have the full set of tools

With out further ado. I present the TOP 5 All Time Women in Wrestling

Top 5: Women in Wrestling

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Top 5: Women in Wrestling 〰️

5. Torrie Wilson

Torrie came over from WCW and Vince McMahon knew how to show off her greatest assets. Take a gander at her Playboy shoot, you’re welcome.

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4. Tammy Sytch AKA Sunny

When she came around I knew I liked girls, a lot. I believe I was 10 or 11 and getting uncomfortable boners at friend’s houses while watching wrestling was par for the course. Don’t look at her now (she’s a train wreck) just remember the glory days of Sunny.

3. Maria Kanellis

Dark horse here. Probably not in a lot of top 5’s but for me and the short time she was around….. sheesh. I just wish she came in earlier when the attitude era was around. The shit they could have done with Maria….

Bit of an upset, right. Well, here’s another one.

2. Trish Stratus

Upset of the year? Trish checks all the boxes. Makes you stop and watch. I did a lot of deep dives when I was younger. She has both sets of assets to make any guy drool. But here she sits at number 2.

1. Stacy Keibler the GOAT

Have fucking mercy. Stacy was, is, and always will be my favorite. Those legs could tell story and go forever and she has the absolute greatest ass these eyes have ever seen. Long live the GOAT.