Special Edition: Patriots, Patriots, Patriots
The Pats went into Buffalo and literally ran it down the Bills throats. They Bills are currently on life support. The boys react.
Patriots kill the Bill
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Patriots 14 - Bills 10
*What did you like?
- Defense, Defense, Defense
* the game was put in their hands. Predictably shut down the run.
* made HUGE stops in the secondary 2 drives in a row to end the game
- Offensive line - Beasts. 5 yards per rush against 9 - 10 man fronts.
- Coaching - Belichick owns McDermotts sack.
They went into this game looking to murder, not win.
- The weather. Not enough bad weather games in the NFL anymore. The game became really interesting
- Bills' press conferences. Bahahahahaha. McDermott "lets not give Belichick too much credit" - Look out in 3 weeks.
- Mike Hyde and some alcoholic mad at a reporter for asking if they were embarrassed getting bullied all night
*What did you hate?
- N'Keal Harry fielded his first punt ever in a snow tornado. He can't even catch a pass. He looked like a baby giraffe.
- Patriots and refs handed Bills their 10 pts. N'keal harry TD. Myles Bryant personal foul bullshit - 15 yards and FG range.
- Could have thrown the ball and solidified the win instead of leaving it up to defense.
- Never threw in 2nd quarter with the wind. Waited too long in a bad situation to throw in 4th.
At that point make history and don't throw at all
- The Bills players are punks. Extra shit after every play because they had to "show their toughness" still got shoved in a locker
*Stats
Patriots 222 rushing yards on 46 attempts. 96% of plays run. 61% extra offensive lineman
-Damien Harris - 10 carries 111 yards 10 yards per 1 TD 64 lards- longest since -Curtis my favorite Martin 1995.
-Rhamadama Ding Dong Stevenson - 24 carries 78 yards 3.2 yards per
-Brandon Bolden 4 carries 28 yards 7 yards per
Mac Jones 2/3 19 yards
Nick Folk the Last Airbender 2/2 41 yard long
Defense
-Devon Godchaux 6 tackles
-Adrian Phillips 5 tackles
-Judon 1 sack
-Daniel Eukele 1 sack
Gave up 230 total yards. 1 TD
Turnovers 1 vs. 1
Time of possession 32 vs 28 Patriots
*Key Moments
Matt Brieda Fumble - New England 35 yard lineDamien Harris 64 yard TD 2nd drive 8 - 0 - 2 pt conversion Brandon Bolden - Patriots never trailed or tied the rest of the game - N'Keal Harry's dumb ass hands Bill's TD 8 - 7 - Patriots respond immediatly 52 yard drive into 2nd quarter. Nick Folk FG 11 - 7 - 3rd quarter. 3rd down - 15 yard penalty unnecessary roughness Myles Bryant - Buffalo FG 11 - 10 - Patriots Immediately respond 8:34 minute drive 59 yards. Nick Folk FG - 14 - 10 - Bills next possession Judon sack backs Buffalo up 6 to 15 yard line. FG - dumb play call - Bills drive the field. - Dawson Knox false start back up 13 - 18. Adrian Phillips pass deflection on Dawson Knox. - Myles Bryant pass deflection on 4th down. Ball Game
Headlines with The Obvious One
The Patriots blew into Buffalo to Beat the Bills badly by bully ball by the final score of 14 -10. Mac Jones completed 66% of his passes and the offensive line of the Patriots tore new assholes in Bills' defense specifically safties Micha Hyde and Jordan Poyer The Patriots ran the ball 96% of the snaps for 222 yards and Bill Belichick has not stopped cumming. Damien Harris led the back field with 111 yards and 1 TD on 10 yards per carry/The Patriots now sit alone as the #1 seed in the AFC. They head into their bye week before a match up with the Indianapolis Colts
The Celtics beat the Portland Trailblazers over the weekend 145 - 117 and Raystradomus says they beat the Lakers for the 2nd time in a month last night. Confirmed, Lebron James is still a douchebag
The Bruins have confirmed Tuukka Rask will be apart of their team moving forward and the Mother Fucking Quest for the Butthole Tattoo is offically back for a 3rd season. They take on the Canucks tonight
In baseball news the MLB lock out remains, but the Red Sox have been rumored to be interested in Colorado Rockie Short Stop, Trevor Story.
This has been Headlines with The Obvious One
* The Patriots are the #1 seed in the AFC with Conference tiebreakers over everyone and Division tie breaker over Bills.
Did they prove to be the best team in the conference with this win?
Are Colts the toughest game left? Or Bills rematch?
How do they match up with KC and Baltimore?
Are the Bills fully dead? - They need to surround Allen with a more complete team and better coaching?
The Quest is Back - Tuucka, tuuka, tuucka!