Friday Headlines: John Henry pisses on Boston

Patriots win. John Henry buys the Penguins, how does that affect the Red Sox offseason? The Celtics aren’t worth talking about, but none the less and the Simplest Mind of the Week

  • Raystradamus says Patriots win

  • John Henry spits in the face of Boston

  • Red Sox offseason plan

  • Headlines with The Obvious One

  • Celtics just can’t shoot

  • The Simplest Mind of the week

    PLUS Billy Bad words is on fucking vacation

Show Notes:

Cold Open


5 min Opening Takes

Bill

Ray

Rich


Show Run Down

Nostrodomus says the Patriots beat the Falcons

John Henry fucks up

MLB hot stove talk

The Celtics, ugh

Simplest Mind of the Week


Welcome

White Birch


HEADLINES


3 min The Patriots beat the Falcons on the Thursday night

- Mac Jones was good not great

- Defense was suffocating

- Matt Ryan blows


Thoughts on Thursday night football?

Do you like it? Is it better than it was before? How could they make it better?


7 min John Henry buys the Penguins

The Fenway Group quires the Pittsburgh Penguins for a cool 900 Million

- Fuck John Henry

No connection to Boston anymore.

Conflict of interest with NESN plus Bruins and Penguins NHL

Not to mention the money across all the platforms

Sports have already become too big business now ownership monopolies



10 min MLB HotStove

Verlander 1 year $25 million deal with Astros

Jose Berrios 7 year $131 million Blue Jays

Brandon Belt 1 year $18 Million Giants

E-Rod 5 year $77 million Tigers

Noah Syndargaard 1 year $21 million

Andrew Heany 1 year $8.5 million


What does it say that most these guys are pitchers?

Does it say anything about the CBA and if they are closer than expected?


Red Sox off season plan

Jaive Baiz - rumored, nope

Marcus Semien - 6 year $138 million projected

Trading JD martinez - Shed the salary - Bring back Bullpen help

Sign Schwarber - 4 year $70 million projected

this leaves 8 - 10 million

Steven Matz - 3 year $27 Million


Line up Rotation

CF - Kike Chris Sale

DH - Schwarber Nathan Eovaldi

SS - Bogaerts. Steven Matz

3B - Devers Nick Pivetta

2B - Seimien Garrett Whitlock / Tanner houck

LF - Verdugo

C - Vazquez

RF - Seiya Suzuki / Renfroe?

1B - ?


Seiya Suzuki - 27 year old Japanese player

5' 11" 182 lbs. .319/.436/.640 with 38 home runs, 88 RBIs and nine stolen bases.

4 year 4. million projected


Renfore Arbitration $7.5 million? I let him walk. Lightening in a bottle in 2021.



2 min Headlines with the Obvious One

Raystrodomus says the Patriots beat the Falcons handley on Thursday night football. They next take on the Tennessee Titans in week 12


John Henry and the Fenway Group purchase the Pittsburgh Penguins in a move that will push John Henry closer to the Kyrie Irving than Big Papi in Boston


The Celtics lose to the 6 - 9 Hawks by 11. The Celtics shot 4.3% from 3. Jayson Tatum scored 34 with 9 rebounds and 5 assists and I'm a little tea pot short and stout.

They take on Lebron James and the Lakers in Boston Friday night


The Bruins have back to back games this weekend vs. The Flyers and Flames.


This has been headlines with the Obvious One




10 min The Celtics built a team to play defense and shoot. One of those looks okay

- Celtics lose to Cavs by 11

- Missed 98% of open 3's

- Shroder, Tatum, Horford, Smart, Pritchard, and Nesmith are 120 of 410 3 pointers. 29.2%.

- Grant Williams best high volume 3 point shooter - 40.8 %


* Been saying it for years. Bring in some guys who can actually shoot.

Relying on Tatum and Brown as scorers not shooters. Surround them with guys who hit knock down shots.


* Defense has held opponents to 99.3% in past 8 games. 5 -3 including blowing 2 19 point leads. Could be 7 -1.

- That shouldnt give you any comfort. This team is what it is until Tatum and Brown learn how to win.


* I expect Stevens to make a trade or two, but nothing happening until Mid January at the earliest.

Smart, Shroder, Rob Williams should be guys advertised.


*Latest trade rumors

-Ben Simmons to Kings. DeAAron fox to Philly. Harrison Barnes to Celtics.

Celtics send out Grant Williams, Aaron Nesmith, Josh Richardson, 1st round pick.

Marvin Bagley also rumored to be moved


- Terrance Ross for Aaron Nesmith, Grant Williams, 2nd round pick


- Dejounte Murray Kieta Bates - Diop for Marcus Smart, Aaron Nesmith, 2 1st round picks



1 min Bak2Basics


5 min The Simplest Mind of the week

Scottie Pippen writes a book and says Michael Jordan ruined basketball, Lebron James is the greatest of all time.

What a tool


- Henry Ruggs continues to be an asshole


- Staples center being renamed Crypto.com Arena - Dumb

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