Friday Rewind: Ime D-Railed the Celtics
Breaking News from the Celtics with Ime out the door. New member to the pod, Robert Vine brings articulate thoughts which is a change, Big Mac, Mitch, and special Guest The Queen continue their normal moronic behavior.
Patriots vs Steelers review
Pats rounding into shape?
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Patriots vs Ravens preview
Around the NFL
Ime bones the C’s
Time Lord strikes again
Simplest Minds of the Week
SHOW NOTES:
Cold Open - Bobby Fucking Vine
Opening Takes:
Ray - Timelord
Bobby - Pats vs Steelers
Rich - Around the AFC
Bill?
Show Run Down
Patriots get 1st win vs Steelers
Pats rounding into shape?
Patriots vs Ravens preview
Around the NFL
Latest Celtics Injury
Simplest Minds of the week
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Patriots 17 vs Steelers 14Key takes awaysOFFENSE - Three great drives. Scoring drive 1st possession and after 1/2 time. Close out drive - Offense Line most improved - Trent Brown big turn around - Cole Strange handled Cam Heyward - Running game excellent. Salted the game away with 6 minutes left - Nelson Agholor 6 rec 110 yards 1 TD. - Offense still stagnant - 7 penalties. Delay of game on 1st drive killer. - What's with the 50/50 balls? - Still very little Kendrick Bourne 25 snaps to Devante Parker 111 - Bourne 3 of 4 catches. Parker 1 catch. 2 INTs - Mac Jones doesn't look comfortable 21/35 252 1TD 1 INT - 80% from shot gun - Is the back a problem? - 11 personnel. Where are the tight ends?SPECIAL TEAMS - How big of a game changer was the Gunner muffed punt? - I hate Myles Bryant * Terrible punt from MVP Jake BaileyDEFENSE - Mitch Trubisky stinks - Softer balls than Ray's fluffy giants - One bad 3rd and 17. 8/15 overall - INT for Jalen Mills. Nice play Mac Wilson - 3 Sacks - Contained Najee Harris. 15 carries 49 yards. 3.3 per - Barmore, Judon, Wise continue to be awesome* I havent heard Jonathan Jones named called at all. Thats a good thing - Mills and Bryant seem to be the guys getting picked onHEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONEThe Patriots picked up their first win of the season on Sunday over the Steelers 17 to 14.Mac Jones connected with Nelson Agholor on a 44 yard touchdown just before the half. Damien Harries punched in a TD after Gunner Ochevsky tried to catch a punt with his mouth which basically sealed the game. Mitch Trubisky stinks and is semi crossed eyed. As a Doctor I would diagnose this as "Dumb face". There hasn't been a successful QB in the NFL with Dumb Face since Eli Manning's 2011 season. The Patriots welcome the Baltimore Ravens to town on Sunday. The Ravens are coming off a brutal collapse to the Miami Dolphins. They also continue to be massive cock smokes, just in general. Robert Williams is truly the Time Lord. Williams will under-go surgery on the same knee he tore his MCL 1/2 a year ago. He is expected to miss 4 - 5 weeks, almost certainly assuring he will not be ready to start the season because ...the Jayson Tatum Celtics can't go an entire season without having an injury excuse to lean on. Zdeno Chara officially retired as a Bruin this week after 24 seasons in the NHL. The ex Bruins Captain saved Don Sweeney from a fist to his own dick with the decision to retire and not sign a deal to play in Boston this year. Always was a selfless hero. Shalom Big ZRed SoxThis has been HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONEPatriots vs. Ravens- Brutal collapse against Miami. Couldn't stop Hill and Waddle - 4 TDs allowed in 4th quarter Ravens have worst passing defense in the league past 19 games Ravens cant run the ball other than Lamar. - Injuries to JK Dobbins and Gus Edwards. The Ravens ran 10 plays where they needed one yard for a first down or touchdown. They converted three of them.
Can the Pats offense continue to improve? - 66 plays last week (league Average. Never gone above 67) - 18 first downs - 9/17 3rd downs - only 17 pointsNeed more easy conversions and chunk yards. - who is the Tyreek hill/ waddle for this team this week?Ravens dead last in defensive rank. 463 yards per game. 379 in the air. 25.5 ptsPats Defense Focus on Containing Lamar and double Mark Andrews. All about Lamar - Jackson completed 21 of 29 passes for 318 yards with three touchdowns and no interceptions in the Ravens' 42-38 loss to the Dolphins on Sunday. He also rushed nine times for 119 yards- Keep the WR in front. - Lots of single high deep safety in McCourty. Final Pats Thoughts - Does it make you feel better how Pats played against competition? Tua 6 TDs. Dolphins offense went nuts. Pats held them to 20 pts. Steelers forced 5 turnovers vs Bengals and won in OT - Pats get win and offense looks okay.QUICK BREAKAround the NFLBaltimore chokes against Miami - Is Tua good?Raiders, Bengals, Titans all 0 -2 - Brutal collapse for McDaniels and Raiders - Kyler Murray electric in that come backJets complete another comeback. Never Doubt Elite Joe Flacco. - classic Browns. 1:22 Missed extra point. Blown coverage TD. Onside kick. Flacoo picked them apart. Brissett INT. BAHAHAAHATOOT TOOT!! Bengals stink. Burrow stinks. Doesnt read a defense. waits for big play. Takes a Billion sackssmall toot too. Titans are done. Tannehill turned into a pumpkin. Should not have paid Derek Henry. Should have paid AJ Brown. Buh byeJimmy G Wins again. So do 49ers. Trey Lance done for the year. That will make it 3 years in a row out of football when he comes back next year. Might as well call Kaepernick. Chargers are chokers - Mahome is the new brady for RefsBills look legitAFTERNOON DELIGHTTime Lord strikes again
Per Deveney, citing a source, the procedure will keep Williams out for training camp — which begins Tuesday — and possibly some of the early weeks of the regular season, which begins on Oct. 18 in Boston. Williams is expected to miss 4-to-6 weeks, per ESPN’s Adrian Wojnarowski. The Celtics’ season opener against the 76ers is precisely four weeks away.
Williams underwent surgery to repair a torn meniscus in his left knee in March, which limited him throughout the playoffs. After the Celtics clinched their berth in the NBA Finals, coach Ime Udoka shouted out Williams for “playing through pain.” Williams later told Yahoo! Sports the Celtics’ training staff assured him he couldn’t make the injury worse by continuing to battle through, and that his decision whether or not to play essentially came down to pain tolerance.
* Not sure if this is on Celtics or Williams. Either way. What dopes.
* The Celtics suck with Injuries. Get a new training staff* Trade Robert Williams Simplest minds of the WeekJustin Fields - Fans aren't putting in the work. 7/11 70 yards. 63% 0 TD 1 INT rating: 43.8 - Keep putting in the workChicago is where QBs go to die Would you want Mac or Fields in New England?Bryson DeChambeau walks into a string or is shot in the chest? - toolFlorida man - Man on Meth fights off 15 Cops. While jerking off.