Death of The Dynasty
Robert Kraft, The New England Patriots, and Bill Belichick part ways after 24 seasons. We’re not crying you are. A whole lot of Belichick talk today as to be suspected. The boys sneak in a spirited Spirit Walk of Truth with Chief Bobby. Chinese Chess Champ poops in a tub, PLUS Chief Bobby gets an admirer.
Death of The Dynasty. Bill Belichick is no longer the Head of Coach of the New England Patriots
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
TOP 5: Belichick moments
The Spirit Walk of Truth with Chief Bobby
Simplest Minds of the Week
SHOW NOTES:
Cold Open
Opening Takes
Rich - a Hall of fame no brainer decision
Ray -
Bobby -
Show Run Down
Death of the Dynasty. Belichick out as Patriots HC
Landing spot for bill
The heir apparent
Refs and Replay dont work - a Rant from Richard
the Spirit walk of Truth with Chief Gay Bobby
Simplest Minds of the Week
Welcome-
Detath of a Dynasty - Belichick and the Patriots part ways
12:00 press conference with Bill and Robert
- Bill thanks everyone. Potentially chokes up a bit?
2:00 presser with Robert w/ questions
Both felt like a funeral.
- it is. The death of the Dynasty
Robert Kraft is either a fantastic liar or a phenomenal person
Where is Bill going:
Falcons
Commanders
Chargers
Cowboys
Eagles
Grampys shown the door:
Pete Carroll
Nick Saban
Bill Belichick
Heir Apparent:
Jerod Mayo
Mike Vrable
Ben johnson
Bobby Slowick
Brian Flores
Josh McDaniels
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Belichick's TOP 5 Moments
QUICK BREAK
Refs and Replay don't work - A Rant from Richard
Jaylen Brown foul overturned Porzingus foul up held - cost the Celtics the game
- League held up Brown challenge. Got KP call wrong
NONE OF IT WORKS.
Send Replay to the clouds and leave it for egregious important moments of the game.
Remove the challenge crutch.
It STILL wont Work. But less time wasted. Better viewing experience.
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
The Spirit Walk of Truth with Chief Gay Bobby
The Spirit Walk of Truth with the Chief
A deep dive into the BS we have been fed; nothing gets past Us. Nice try, government.
Are We Living in a Simulation ? The world that has been pulled over your eyes.
We have all seen the matrix, simulated reality. Are we all just in an intangible rendering of human civilization? Which once began in base reality however now is an endless loop of simulations. In which there are simulations of the preceding simulations. A simulation so powerful, our own consciousness is hidden inside; nearly impossible to detect the simulation's very existence. Is our reality simply ALL in our minds?
A lot of people, much smarter, than you say YES. What is their reasoning for this?
Something called Quantum Mechanics and undefeated elementary school logic; and the most interesting thing about simulation theory, you can't disprove it. At all. Naa naa na boo boo
Here's what some of the eggheads are saying
Elon Musk Quotes:
"The odds that we are in base reality is one in billions"
"If you assume a rate of improvement at all, games will eventually be indistinguishable from reality."
Neil degrasse Tyson Quotes
" I believe it is a 50/50 proposition that we are in base reality."
"There is computer code written into the equations we use to describe the cosmos. You can find strings of 1's and 0's.
Raymond Langevin ( Stupid Bitch ) on Neil degrasse Tyson
"You don't need Neil degrasse Tyson to figure out where my dick is going when I'm drunk. That's your mother's ass. "
So come relax with the boys and have a pill red or blue.
The truth awaits it's up to you.
If I made a simulation you know what I would do ?
Punch Joe Mazzula in the dick and make him eat poo
The introduction of Simulation Hypothesis- The Simulation Trilemma
Nick fucking Bostrom proposed simulation theory.
In his work released in 2003 he indicated that it is more likely than not that we are all living in a computer simulation. That we are not in the real and present time. We are in SIMS version 69.
He proposed what he called the simulation trilemma.
He says that one of the following 3 things HAS to be true. It is as follows and here comes some more grade school logic.
Either We . . .
Destroy ourselves before we are able to create a simulation ( An Apocalypse scenario)
Are able to create a simulation, but choose not to. (LAZY AF)
WE ARE DEFINITELY IN A SIMULATION. (BINGO)
I think we can all agree this logic regarding the existence of a simulation is ironclad. Either we can't make one at all, we can but don't feel like it, or we're definitely in one.
Let's use the same logic in a different example. I think you will also find it difficult to refute.
We physically can't a boner to pound Bill's mom ( Raymond)
We are able to get the boner but choose not to (Highly Unlikely)
We are definitely going to pound the shit out of Bill's Mother (Bingo)
As you can see it's really hard to get through that logic so let's keep moving.
There are Physical Rules in Place from which our world's inhabitants are governed. A lot like the rules of a program. . . .
These rules lend themselves to the existence of the simulation. Capping speed at the speed of light seems like a great way to keep your peeps from venturing out. We can't travel between the galaxies we observe because we have a hard stop on how fast we can go.
Or is it the speed limit of transferring information in the simulation?
We could do this all day baby.
You can encode computer code into DNA itself.
Scientists have identified what appears to be actual computer code embedded in the equations of string theory that describe the fundamental particles of our universe.
The Golden Ratio and the Fibonacci sequence - https://www.mathnasium.com/blog/14-interesting-examples-of-the-golden-ratio-in-nature
The Golden Ratio is a ratio between 2 numbers that equals approximately 1.618
This Mathematical equation is found all throughout nature, music, and art.
The Mandela Effect - https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-the-mandela-effect-4589394
The Mass mis remembering of events
Ok now that we understand the rules of the program and how it is engrained within us and the environment.
Computing Power: How the Simulation Works
Detractors of the theory point to the overwhelming amount of computing power it would take to render an experience as rich and diverse as the one we live in.
That isn't how it works. These NASA SHIL's like McPhee clearly don't know how games work
In Video games the entire game world isn't rendered at once. The game's engine only renders what the player can see and interact with in that specific moment.
Essentially in our "personal simulation" the only thing being rendered at any given time is what we are currently looking at and interacting with.
Meaning at any given time the simulation is only generating the bare minimum data needed to make the simulation look real.
And this is when Quantum Mechanics comes into play and things get weird.
The Double Slit Experiment
I know what you're thinking and no this is not referring to the time I gave Bill's Mom the shocker. I'll also outline what happened after that experiment as well.
The experiment Showcases the Following. I will spare the boring details. About interference patterns.
The experiment showcased that electrons act differently while being watched or not. At times not as the laws of physics would dictate.
They would literally behave in a different manner upon the existence of an observation tool in the experiment
Subsequent experiments would turn detectors on and off throughout the process
Same result the electrons would alter behave each time once they realized they were being observed
This is the double slit experiment
This is Bill's Mom after the shocker. Yup she's Black
The Quagmire we find ourselves in. What have we learned?
This is the ULTIMATE conspiracy theory. The one that says everything, with the exception of nothing, is actually fake. It's Impossible to prove we are either in a simulation or not in a simulation.
To understand this you need to understand that your entire reality takes place in your head. SO is reality only what your mind perceives or the physical world outside it ?
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound?
IF yes no Simulation. IF no however we definitely live in a simulation. If it wasn't for the god damn electrons that act differently if they know they are being watched we could just put a microphone in the woods and we would get our answer.
Your brain is being stimulated. However is that by reality or just a construct of one?
That we will never know
All I know is that if shocking that fine biddy up there was all in my head.
Ignorance is Bliss
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