Friday Rewind: The NFL is KING

The NFL’s tampering period is more exciting than anything and everything in sports put together. Bow to the king. Billy Baseball declares his sport dead until further notice, and professional athletes have taken a turn for the worse. PLUS delete your phone immediately.

  • NFL Free Agency Frenzy

  • Patriot’s Off Season

  • It’s Jayson Tatum’s world

    HEADLINES with the OBVIOUS ONE

  • MLB Lock Out

  • Bruins Trade Deadline

  • Simplest Minds of the week

    PLUS How often should you be cleaning your phones text chains?

SHOW NOTES:

Cold Open


Opening Takes

Bill -

Ray -

Rich -


Show run Down

NFL Free Agency

Jayson Tatum and the Celtics

Bruins trade deadline

Simplest minds of the week


Welcome

White birch


NFL Free Agency

Russell Wilson traded to Broncos

2 1sts, 2 2nds, noah fant, DL, Drew lock

Aaron Rodgers 4 years 200 million. 153 guaranteed

Carsen Wents traded to Commanders for 2 3rd round picks

Chris Godwin franchised

Davante Adams franchised

Orlando Brown

David Njuku - Why

Mike Geiseki


Patriots news

JC jackson will hit the market

Kyle Van Noy cut

Hightower, McCourty, James White all expected to play next year in New England or not


Quick Break


Jayson Tatum and the Celtics

Jayson Tatum drop 54 on Kyrie's nuts

season stats - 26.5 - 8.2 - 4.2

- ties larry bird with 50 point games

- only trails Paul Pierce for most points scored in TD garden

- #1 in +/- in the NBA

Michael Jordan said he looks like him

Nick Wright doent have him in top 12

Steven A smith has the Celtics as best dark horse to win the Championship

- Celtics 1/2 back of 4th. 2 games back of 2nd.

- If he doesnt flame out in the playoffs I'm dropping the budding.


Impromptu top 10 NBA players

Durant

Giannis

Jokic

Embid

Lebron

Steph

Harden

Luka

Tatum


Chris Paul

Devin Booker

Anthony Davis

Donavan Mitchell

Paul George

Kawhi

Damien Lillard


Celtics are a top 3 team in the East.

* If they lose to anyone other than Bucks or fully loaded Nets is it a fail?



Brooklyn fall out

- Kyrie Scorned GF

- Ben Simmons won't play in Philly. Filing a grievance

Dan Feldman NBC Sports

Put Simmons in the middle of that storm, the argument goes, and it’s believed that will be Exhibit A in the case of why Simmons could not and did not fulfill his obligations for the Sixers prior to being traded, why he was unprepared to work for this franchise prior to being dealt.



HEADLINES with the OBVIOUS ONE

Russell Wilson was traded to the Denver Broncos on Tuesday sending Seattle fans to sob in their Starbucks. The 10 year veteran was traded for 2 1st round picks, 2 second round picks and who cares the Sea Hawks are irrelevant now.


Aaron Rodgers can now buy his girlf friend a ton of vagina clay as he cashes in with Green Bay. The Packers are paying the 38 year old strung out looking, warm butter eating, immunizing, wack job 200 Million dollars over the next 4 years. 153 million are guaranteed. There is no team this affects more than DA Bears. RIP. See ya in 2026.


Raystradamous says I'm about to fill up on cum cookies because the Celtics took care of business again on Wednesday night vs. the Hornets. Guess who didn't play? - Glass Gordon.

Jayson Tatum and the Celtics take on the Pistons tonight at TD Garden


The Bruins last played the Black Hawks on Thursday - Raystradamous doesn't do Hockey, but I can tell the Bruins need help with their D. I am an expert in this category as I have not been fully erect since 1999.


Billy Baseball has been spreading positive vibes out into the universe in hopes that a deal would be struck between the dicks and the pricks of MLB labor dispute, alas they all remain cunts. #baseball is dead to me


This has been HEADLINES with the OBVIOUS ONE



MLB Lockout

Are we close?

- CBT went to 230

- 14 sec pitch clock

- 45 day rule change - off season rule change

- International draft




Bruins Trade Deadline

You need help in back

Jacob Chychyrn

Nick Goss - NBC Sports Boston

Chychyrn

"Now, it’s Florida, it’s L.A., it’s Boston, it’s St. Louis, it’s Carolina, it’s Anaheim among the primary suitors. But again, we’re inside two weeks from the trade deadline. It could come down to March 21."

Nick Goss

"An under-the-radar name for the Sharks that’s garnering some interest? Defenceman Jake Middleton, who has partnered with both Erik Karlsson and Brent Burns at times this year," LeBrun said.

"He’s part of that penalty killing crew that’s ranked second in the NHL. He’s a restricted free agent at the end of the year, he’s making only $725,000, he’s a bit of an old school physical brand that teams headed to the playoffs like to stash on their roster. Among the teams that have kicked tires I’m told Tampa Bay, Boston and St. Louis."

Middleton, who's listed at 6-foot-3 and 220 pounds, plays a physical game and isn't afraid to mix it up and drop the gloves if needed. In fact, Bruins fans got a glimpse of that toughness in October when Middleton fought Trent Frederic in Boston.


Chara - bag of pucks.

Him or Forbort?



Simplest Minds of the Week

Calvin Ridley

Jack ass

1 year suspension. Bet $1500. Lost 11 million

tweets



Britney Griner

Poor Britney needed her hash

Bill- Whats Hash

10 years. in Russian Prison

Get the fuck out


Russell Westbrick

- tarnishing his familys name

Shut the fuck up

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