FAT Tuesday’s: 50 burgers everywhere!

The Patriots rebound from their last two losses against the worst team in the league, Jaylen Brown drops 50, and Dr. Big Mac gets muted.

  • Patriots vs. Jaguars recap

  • Looking ahead for the Pats

  • Headlines with the Obvious One

  • Bruins switch it up

  • Celtics string us along

    PLUS the Queen is back

Show Notes:

Cold Open


5 min Opening Takes

Bill

Ray

Rich


Welcome

White Birch Brewing


20 min Patriots pulverize Jaguars

Patriots 50 - Jaguars 10

Main take aways

- Patriots are back in the playoffs - Successful season already?

- The Jaguars are so bad

- The only thing out of this game was potential for a confidence boost within the roster

- 50 Points on a bad team means good coaching. Dont play down

- N'Keal Harry dead. Kristian Wilkerson IN


What we liked

- A full complement of running backs. It looks different when all 3 play

- Defense hit hard. Dugger big hits. Hightower early sack. Barmore continues a awesome rookie season

- 3 WR sets. TE's have not done shit all year. Enough with the bulk sets


What we didn't like

- 50 points and Hunter Henry is STILL mostly invisible. Jonnu too for that matter


Looking ahead

- True or False:

Without a blocked Punt against the Colts and with a JC Jackson INT against Buffalo the Patriots are the #1 seed in the AFC.


- Division is still available

* Patriots vs Miami trap game? Toot Toot. Miami shit themselves

* Do Jets have a chance?


- With Chiefs, Bills, Titans Loss and Pats win you get #1 overall.


- Right now Patriots play Bills in round 1. How do you feel about that game?

* Best matchups for Patriots in playoffs?


2 min HEADLINES with THE OBVIOUS ONE

The Patriots drop 50 on the poverty franchise Jacksonville Jaguars winning 50 - 10 and clinching a playoff berth just a year after Judas left for Tampa Bay.

Mac Jones went 22/30 227 yards and 3 TDs. Both Damien Harris and Rhamadama Ding Dong Stevenson pitched in 2 TDs. Stevenson also cracked 100 yards rushing and made my pee pee move for the 1st time in 20 years.


In other NFL news the AFC standings get shuffled with the Chief.s losing to the greatest team and QB in 100 years, the Bengals. The Titans are now the #1 seed and in position for a 1st round bye.

Also, Antonio Brown lost his mind stripping of his jersey and leaving the field mid game flipping dueces to the Jets fans. Reportedly Tom Brady is not mad, just disappointed.


Speaking of 50 burgers, I'm hungry, and Jaylen Brown dropped 50 points and had 11 rebounds in a 116 - 111 win over the Orlando Magic. Dennis Schroeder scored 21 with 7 rebounds in his 1st game back off the Covid list

In other NBA News, Kyrie is back and the Dumpster fire is starting to smoke again.


The Bruins get their 2nd win in a row coming off the Covid break with a 5 - 1 win over the Red Wings and old friend Torey Krug. Contributions came from every where with goals from McCavoy, Bergeron, Haula, Nosek, and Trent Frederic.

The Bruins next take on the Devils tonight


This has been HEADLINES with THE OBVIOUS ONE


5 min Bruins shake it up

Cassidy break up erection lineMarchand Bergeron SmithHall Haula PastrnakDeBrusk Coyle Foligino
8 5 v 5 goals in past 2 games. Most all season


5 min Celtics continue to string us along

- Jaylen Brown is a legit top 15 player in the league. If you want to talk trades keep his name off your lips unless Dame time is coming back

- Yes, it was Orlando but they made a strong 12 point 4th quarter comeback. Thats good. Keep your expectations for this team in perspective. Which is zero

- thoughts

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