Friday Rewind: Patriots’ Blue Balls
The Patriots have left us wanting more, The Celtics keep giving us more, and Ben Simmons is a mental midget. PLUS I’m shitting, I’m shitting, I’m shitting. And Billy Trashcan orders another drink.
Patriots Draft
Red Sox Suck
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Celtics chat with Jack @jacksimonenba
Bruins vs. Hurricanes
Simplest Minds of the Week
PLUS Ray has a poop story
SHOW NOTES:
Cold Open
Opening Takes
BillRayRich
Show RundownPatriots draftWhats wrong with the SoxCeltics chat with JackBruins vs Hurricanes Simplest minds of the week
Patriots Draft - IF the Patriots selected at #21 what position are you okay with them taking? - IF they Patriots traded up what do you want them to trade up for? - IF They traded back are you pissed? What do we need to see in 2nd and 3rd rounds?
QUICK BREAK
Whats wrong with the Sox? - Pitching !!!!!!!!! Bull pen has blown 3 of 4 games4 stright losses All around losing efforts* No Alex Cora out with Covid* No Houck not Vaccinated - Team feels soft and unengaged Where do you stand on Whitlocks role now?
Losses coming to division. If those games are flipped sox are 10- 8 tied for 1st with Blue Jays
Bobby Dalbec fucking sucks. Jackie Bradley fucking sucks. So far for $23 million Trevor Story fucking sucks.
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE* The Celtics completed the sweep of the Brooklyn Nets on Monday.
Kyrie Irving has promoted himself to General Manager and Co-owner before telling a stranger to suck his dick on a pilgrimage to whole foods
The Celtics will by all accounts be taking on defending champion Milwaukee Bucks in the second round.
Game one of that series will be held in Boston on Sunday at 1pm
Bruins got a 4 -2 win against Florida on Tuesday to all but sure up a 1st round match up with the Hurricanes.
The Hurricanes hold a 12,000 to 4 goal differential on the Bruins this season.
The Bruins are confident.
The Red Sox suck and Raystrodamus says Bill Belichick traded out of the 1st round giving New England collective Blue Balls
This has been HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Celtics Chat with JackCeltics sweep Nets * closest point differential in NBA sweep in last 50 years. 18 points 1. Was this more Celtics or Nets? 2. How much do 4 close games against Durant benefit the Celtics moving forward?
* Has Tatum solidified himself a top 5 guy? - Best two player in the NBA right now?
Celtics vs Bucks - With no Middleton how much of an impact will that have on Bucks?
- Giannis is .500 vs Celtics in career. He's largely above .500 against Miami, Philly, Lakers, etcc.... * Do the Celtics have the ability to bottle up Giannis? Keys - AL Horford, Timelord, Marcus Smart, Grant Williams
*Quick minute of respect for Grant Williams
Time lord clearly rusty. How much of a boost can he give them if he can get back into form?
Prediction for Bucks vs Celtics series?
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
Bruins vs Hurricanes* Hurricanes have come back to earth a bit. - Redemption from 2019 and 2020
* Clearly defensive depth a problem for Bruins. - Can they survive it vs Carolina?
Will Marchand and 1st line find their swagger?
Pasternak dealing with core injurt. Wont get better. will affect him
Simplest minds of the weekBen Simmons Saga - Bails on game 4. Wont show up for the game. Fuck this guy - Mark Emmerson retiring from NCAA. Taking a farewell tour. Woof - Amber's heard's shit.