Friday Rewind: Chris Sale’s Return

Chris Sale is back, N’Keal Harry is gone, and Zach Wilson is a mother fucker. PLUS Jake Fromm’s Brother gets the Queen’s treatment.

• Chris Sale returns

  HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE

• NHL Free Agency

• Worst Draft pick in Belichick history

• NBA news and notes

• Simplest minds of the week

SHOW NOTES:

Cold Open

Show Run Down

Chris Sale's debut

NHL Free Agency

Belichick's worst draft pick

NBA news and notes

Opening Takes: 

Ray - Zach Wilson MILF Hunter

Bill - Chris Sale debut

Rich - N'Keal Harry

Welcome - Youtube, iTunes, Spotify

Chris Sale Debut
5 innings. 5 Ks. 3 hits. 1 BB.  78 pitches.  Averaged 95 mph. topped 96.9 mphSale threw 32 fastballs, 28 sliders, 15 changeups and three sinkers. The Rays swung 28 times and took 25 called strikes. Sale finished with a 1-2-3 fifth inning that came on the heels of the Red Sox scoring twice in the top of the frame.Brayan Bello stinks4IP, 7 H, 5 ER, 3 BB, 5 Ks - Send him down?Defensive Blunders - Franchy Cordero 1B   - Brian Dalbec 3B  - Christian Arroyo LF * Eovaldi back Friday in NYY* Jeter Downs debut  - hitting .375 in 4 games.  Couple big hits vs the Yankees. HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONEChris Sale made his debut on Tuesday night pitching 5 innings with 5 strike outs allowing no runs.  That lanky mutha fuckah is back. In all seriousness. I'm concerned for his health.  He is so skinny. I've never been that skinny in my life. As an infant I was 140 lbs and ate American chop seucy on the regs .  I now rely on the FUPA for warmth and comfort.  I could literally eat cereal out of Chris Sale's concaved ass. I'm just saying. In Bruins news, they announced Jim Montgomery as new head coach this week.  He's boring. Other than getting fired for getting trashed and pooping in a plant at the owners house.  Allegedly. The NHL has exploded with a Free Agent frenzy and the Bruins big splash was trading Eric Haula  to the Devils for Pavel Zacha. A 25 year old center. Former #6 over all pick.   Zacha is a career -66 so that's pretty good. Former 1st round draft pick N'Keal Harry was traded to the Chicago Bears for a 7th round draft pick in 2024.  N'Keal now officially holds the title for Worst Draft pick in the Bill Belichick Era. Congratulations.This has been HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONENHL Free Agency* Bruins trade Eric Haula (1 year $2.375) for Pavel Zacha.  Player Profile (some jazzy music)Center: Pavel Zacha 6th overall pick 2015.  6'3" 210 lbs.  25 yrs old.  CZE LeftyCareer stats: 110 points in 386 games. - 662021 stats:  70 games.  15 goals. 21 points -21 Eric Haula: 2021 - 78 games 18 goals. 44 points. +19. NHL MovesLightning sign Sergachev, Cirelli, and Cernak to 8 year extensions. 8.5, 6.25, 5.2 AAVSharks trade Brent Burns to HurricanesRed Wings sign Andrew Copp 5 year $5.625 AAVSenators sign Claude Giroux 3 year $6.5 AAVCanucks sign Ilya Mikheyev $4.75 AAVRangers sign Vincent Trocheck 7 year $5.625 AAVOilers sign Jack Campbell 5 year $5 mill AAVBlues sign Nick Leddy 4 year $16 million Oilers re sign Evander Kane 4 year $5.125 AAVPenguins resign Malkin 4 year $24.2 millionCanucks sign Curtis Lazar 3 year $1 million AAVQUICK BREAKThe worst draft pick in Belichick historyFormer 1st round pick N'Keal Harry traded to Bears for a for 7th round pick Stats: https://www.simplemindssports.com/blogs/tti20wda4ht8r0pe8w9b0qlvqvqz4zWR Depth chartDevante Parker - Nelson Agholor - Lil Jordan Humphrey Jakobi Myers - Tyquan Thorton - Tre NixonKendrick Bourne - Ty Montgomery - Kristian WilkersonAFTERNOON DELIGHTNBA News and notesHeightened penalty for transition take fouls - 1 FT and the ballAdam Silver looking to lower the age for draft.  Must be 19 right nowPlay in tournament to be made permanent Jazz taking trade requests for MitchellSIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEKZach Wilson - Bangs his mom's trashy hoe friend.  Cheats on dime piece GF who then bangs his best friendThe City of Toronto - Dumb Losers.  Blue jays fired Charlie Montoyo mid game on Wednesday.  $191 Million payroll.  Annually considered favorites to win AL East20 years straight missing the playoffs 95 - 2015ALCS 15 - 16.  Missed playoffs 7 out of the last 10 seasons.