Why do Trae Young’s friends let him go on TV looking homeless?

Trae Young just dropped 40 on the Celtics chin. The kid is silky smooth. He is one of the NBA’s best young stars. He is averaging 27 points a night. He’s got logo range and Hot Sauce handle. He makes $6.5 million a year. Why has someone not helped this poor kid with his hair?

You’re not blind. That would be an amazing feat to be the baller he is blind. It would also be the only logical explanation. He’s got the same flow as Goldberg from Mighty Ducks when he hit rock bottom. Maybe worse flow. That shit still looks feathery. Is meth good for your hair?

Selfishly, I’m distracted by it watching the game. It irritates me more than the 44 foot bombs he drops. He needs a buddy or some kind of hazing to just shave that rats nest off. I guarantee his points per 36 tick up at least a bucket with out the squirrels habitat bouncing up and down the court.