Ray Ray’s Believe it or not: The Balloon Poo.

Jerimiah’s dad gave me the ground work for this story. Jerimiah is scared of everything, he is 9 years old and he doesn’t want his boy to be scared anymore. One of Jerimiah’s biggest fear is the dark, so to help solve this Jerimiah’s Dad thought what if I told him a ghost story, the one where you say the ghost’s name 3 times in the mirror to show see, it is just a story it’s not real. So, Jerimiah’s father told him the story went in to the mirror said the ghosts name and said see nothing. Well that night Jerimiah got a kiss good night from his father and mother and went to bed. In the middle of the night Jerimiah had some stomach discomfort and just hearing a scary story he didn’t want to make his way to the bathroom. Not wanting to use the bathroom Jerimiah looked around his room to use as a toilet, his best option a balloon. No this isn’t a typo you read correctly, a fucking balloon.

He spread the balloon out and shit inside of it. While his father was telling this story at the bar I could see Jerimiah playing and I wondered how the fuck did this kid pull off such a feat. This wasn’t a soft poo either this was a solid log, the accuracy that he had to use to pull this off is just impressive, the way he left it in the corner of his room for his mother to find and gag, and puke over is incredible in it self. Jerimiah is now a legend in my book and should have a wax figure of him self in Ripley’s Believe it or not.