The NBA needs David Stern. Did we freeze his head by chance?

I’ve put off expressing this opinion because I love the sport and the league, but the NBA sucks right now. It’s all just too clean. Adam Silver is like a walking douche for the cavities of the NBA. He needs a little more sleeze. And little more Stern. I need some dirty back door dealings and cross checks in the paint. Not quite 80’s era with Bird and Lambier choking each other out, the Millennials and Gen X lacrosse dads couldn’t handle that shit.
EMTs would be run ragged with random fainting incidents. Dads in Patagonia vests collapsed below their standing desk in a bucket of Trulys midway through firing off a nasty FB post about how shitty the Wegmans wifi is.
“My nonbinary Lord, that’s not a foul that’s an assault! Oh I have been over come by the vapors”

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I’m just saying. One of the problems with the NBA is the lack of honest competitiveness. I don’t totally blame them. There is such a sick amount of money being made its gotta be impossible not thinking about that even when the natural competitor in you sparks up. It’s an “I gotta get mine” environment. - Blake Snell. So let these sumabitches start knocking each other around a bit. We’ll find out real quick who’s here for the money and whose here for the ‘chip.
You think Alonzo Mourning and Charles Oakley had their sponsorships running through their minds at this moment?

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Sure, Little Jeff Van Gundy looks like the kind of guy who may have had some Liabilities and Assets rattling around in the back of his head on the bench but I’m sure even Jeff went into flight or fight mode as he was getting rag dolled.
Sports are about competition at their core. The reason we are all invested so much is to witness the David vs Goliath story and see humans performing insurmountable feats. We want to route for the impossible and celebrate it in victory or suffer agony in defeat. Yes, you need skill and its fun to watch it showcased but if I wanted to watch these folks parade up and down a court in flashy costumes I’ll toss on project runway (shot in the dark if that’s the name of the show).
I’m not interested in a simulated chess match. I need raw human emotion and if the players lack the fortitude to find it themselves or the game then its up to the league to pull it out them. This is entertainment and a product at the professional level. The NBA is failing its fans with this latest cotton candy rendition of basketball.


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