Justin Jefferson to the Patriots in fantastic trade speculation

Are the Minnesota Vikings are looking to move up in the draft? Are they looking to use Justin Jefferson to do it? Colin Cowherd believes so.

"I've got an idea," Cowherd said on his show The Herd on Monday. "New England's got the No. 3 pick. What does New England desperately need? A playmaker. Justin Jefferson — switch picks, I'll give you next year's (first-rounder) and Justin Jefferson to go from 11 to 3. 'Cause they've already got Jordan Addison, they've got the tight end they like (T.J. Hockenson). They've got skill players. Next year's one and Justin Jefferson to move up to the number three spot to get your quarterback." SOURCE

No-brainer. Let's state the obvious. Justin Jefferson is the best, or at least one of the best receivers in the NFL. The Patriots best receiver would at best be considered a smashed asshole. The Patriots are in rebuilt mode. They need as much high talent as they can get. The 11th overall pick, Justin Jefferson, and next year's two first round pics is a decent start.

Moving back from 3 to 11: No one says you can't move back up a few spots and snag an impact player. In my opinion this would be a franchise left tackle, but I know I'm in the minority here. Geniuses generally walk alone. You BOTPODs have your dick slammed up under your waistbands, waiting for the next great bust at quarterback. Let's hope this new Patriots regime is not as foolish or horny as you dipsticks. Keep Jonny Kraft away from the draft board!

So, who will play quarterback? Get a bridge guy in draft and a kid in the late first early second to develop. Spencer Rattler is my guy, but I don't know shit about college football because it's dumb. Do you want a bridge quarterback name too? Fine. Jake Browning. Let's paint the town brown with Jake and Justin a new offensive line anchored by your franchise rookie lift tackle. Or maybe Kirk Cousins follows his boy East? Check my resume Jerod, I hear the GM position is still available.

Welcome to New England JJ.


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