Dad’s who like sports this weekend is for you!

Shout out to all the dad’s first and foremost. Fathers have the most thankless job in the world. The only time people praise them is during their funeral when it’s too late to hear how kick ass they are.

Enough with that, for all you kids or wives or baby mammas if your dad is a sports fan they have a hell of a weekend coming up and all they probably one is an ice cold beverage and be left alone to enjoy this schedule.

Friday Night Game 4 NBA Finals: if your dad is a Celtics fan this might be a very memorable one. Celtics look to win their 18th championship and send Luka home to eat all his favorite summer foods, especially penis shaped foods like hot dogs, pickles, popsicles, etc.

Saturday Night Game 4 Stanley Cup Finals: After letting dad sleep in Saturday morning (hopefully celebrating a win) let them take in the last NHL game of the season as the Florida Panthers look to hoist the Cup for the first time in team history and continuing the streak of Canadian teams not winning the cup.

Sunday Final Round of the US Open: Finally after the cook outs and all the family has left let dad relax one last time on his dad at let him watch the final round coverage of the US open. You probably didn’t let him play golf today so why not let him enjoy watching it on tv.

Cheers to all you dads out there. Keep kicking ass and you’re doing a hell of a job.