Celtics Chaos Theories with Psycho Joe
Joe Mazzula has become a walking sound bite. I’m on to Joe though. He’s a different kind of nuts. He’s a deliberate kind of crazy. He’s not the kind of crazy that just spouts nonsense because he can’t control what’s in his head. Have you listened to this guy? He battles inner demons every second of every waking our and dominates them all. Sure, he hears voices but he would never allow them to get the best of him. Unless he decided to allow them to get the best of him. Joe Mazzula is the Chuck Norris of NBA coaches.
So, this week when Mazzula was talking about Chaos and societal fight club coins I wasn’t the least bit shocked.
Below is the whole segment from Beatle and Zolack where Joe goes off on NBA power plays, lack of fighting, and the fight club coins. Fight club coins starts at 22:50.
Joe has sense walked back his stance on fighting in the game. He got some frilly pants’d loser at the NBA head office shaking in his boots condoning some level of violence between grown men smashing into each other at full speed for two and half hours every other night. Mazzula does not condone violence. He would just like to eliminate the flagrant foul when a guy brushes a forearm across Luka’s head. He didn’t walk back that coin idea though. That shit is rooted deep.
With all this fight club talk people are forgetting about Joe’s Chaos Theory maneuver he discussed in the post game of Celtics vs. Bucks.
Here Mazzula is talking some nonesense in a not so vailed shot at Tony Brothers and his poor excuse for officiating completely losing control of the game. OR is he?
Chaos theory states that within the apparent randomness of chaotic complex systems, there are underlying patterns, interconnection, constant feedback loops, repetition, self-similarity, fractals and self-organization.[2] The butterfly effect, an underlying principle of chaos, describes how a small change in one state of a deterministic nonlinear system can result in large differences in a later state (meaning there is sensitive dependence on initial conditions).[3] A metaphor for this behavior is that a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil can cause a tornado in Texas.[4][5]: 181–184 [6]
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Ashton Kutcher made the movie Butterfly Effect therefore Diddy touched a lot of butts
Joe Mazzula live his life based off the chaos theory. It’s all becoming so clear now. The difference between lunatic and genius is a fine line. Both are generally rooted in some wack job philosophy that gets skewed through life experiences. Well all Joe knows is ball. He’s associated and ingratiated basketball into his own Chaos Theory. And once ingratiated into the Chaos Theory of Psycho Joe there is no getting out. That bodes for the Celtics. You gotta keep these Gen Z weenies on guard at all times at the risk of loosing them sparkly memes or Hesbula rallies. As long as Joe has them wrapped and warped in the world of basketball chaos with the threat of a fight club civilization you have to think the Celtics can stay focused on Banner 19.
Like all cults, the message does run thin at some point. Celtics brass needs to maximize this lunatic and squeeze out a couple championships.
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